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  1. Chi Chi #1 The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  2. JumpNFly

    Good Vibes

    gracias... So Here's the update... I called and left a message to thank her for the interview, I'm waiting for her to call me back... Ugh this is rough The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  3. JumpNFly

    Good Vibes

    Thanks everybody! The interview went well, they want me to come back and interview again with the owner... she said she would call tomorrow to set up a time... FINGERS ARE TIGHTLY CROSSED
  4. i've heard both sides.. the X being the hug, and the O being the kiss, and vice versa... but they both make sense to me... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  5. JumpNFly

    Good Vibes

    felt that one all the way over here :) thanks The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  6. well can I have the second spectator seat, strapped to your chest... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  7. JumpNFly

    Good Vibes

    So after my last mopey post... something positive has happened... I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TODAY... a crucial one...Its an amazing opportunity for me... I need everyones help... at 2:30, send me all the good vibes you can... I am so nervous... never been this shaken up about a job interview before... shaking like a little lost kid... This job could get me back into the sky... I'm nervous The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  8. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  9. things aren't going to well with life right now, relationship, job, its just shit... so unfortunately I'm going to be grounded for a while... can't afford to skydive because I'm still a freaking student... I'll still be buzzing around the forums, but won't be back in the sky until next year...so sad, Wishing everyone wonderful blue skies and happy times... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  10. One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker,slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack,or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  11. I"m 24 The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  12. half cherokee and chaktaw... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  13. sorry, don't know why that happened, maybe because I copied and pasted... and I'm a girl.... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  14. [font "Arial"][/font] [font "Arial"][/font] [font "Arial"]Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them. "Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other. As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said, "Yeah, our regular drummer is out sick."[/font] [font "Arial"]i know i know, its a stupid one... [/font] [font "Arial"][/font] [font "Arial"][/font] The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  15. aquafina H2O The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  16. I'd totally have to agree here....I ask myself this everydamn day... But lets make this more interesting... how about using only one word to sum up your life.... UNFREAKINREAL The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  17. 1:0:0 damn skyvan went down and loads on the Otter were full ....... couldn't get on a freaking plane... hence grounded for another freaking weekend... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  18. my bets on Cuervo... he's a bit more sneaky then old Uncle Jack... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  19. that's not bad at all...i don't mind long travels, lets me see more things... Ugh, work is not getting any better. Been sitting in the same spot for 1 and 1/2 hours now, and its not getting any more comfortable, and the scenery is not getting better... I think I'm falling asleep.... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  20. I'd love to... maybe that will be my next trip... HOw far from Somerset West? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  21. I have a great friend from SA, he lives in Somerset West. I have been planning on visiting for years. Jumps there must be amazing. I actually applied to University of Cape Town...got accepted, but started working, and couldn't make it... Ugh, work stinks The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  22. sounds nice, human sacrifices usually help out with the weather...Where are you from? After last weekends shitty weather, I'm jumping tomorrow,
  23. i work in a gym, and know very well about scary images... ESPECIALLY some of the ones at 5am The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  24. ok, I Must be bored, I just watched 2 monkeys play rock, scissors, paper... Ugh... is this day every going to end? what is everyone doing for the weekend??? Anyone got any good stories? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
  25. we're all usually bored at work, so get naked... that's interesting