Kimblair13 0 #1 November 24, 2005 OK, so I'm bored. Just curious if other people get weird things in their logbook. I'll start... "Unstable flopping like a fish" -Kev "Freefly jump w/ the coolest most bad a$$ mother f***ing stud muffin at the DZ and my soon to be ex husband" -Joe "NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" -Dan "Sexy beast!" -Stu "Joe rules for kicken out of that hard core bad a$$ sh*t, I'd let him do me! -Joe "Wheel fell off!" "I'll pie you later b****, watch your back!" -Amber So there's more, but they are completely inappropriate...thanks to my caveman friend Joe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 November 24, 2005 First jump - Fell asleep at pull time My friends always ask what that means when they look through my stuff. I didn't fall asleep, i went to pull, looked at the ground and brain farted for a second or 2 thinking "Oh shit doesnt that ground get awfully big awfully fast, is that a pull finger? shit"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #3 November 24, 2005 Mine's "DON'T LAND ON THE TARMAC!" - Jump 89 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #4 November 24, 2005 "HE DID NOT DO THIS JUMP!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loonix 0 #5 November 24, 2005 "The earth was blue when I pulled..." - my first freefall (SL progression) "wow, this canopy was awesome!" - another student jump, when i downsized from 280 to 240 "Nothing cures a hangover like free fall" - a Sunday ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #6 November 25, 2005 QuoteMine's "DON'T LAND ON THE TARMAC!" - Jump 89 It took you 89 jumps to do that? Mine was on Jump #6. (And it was under a 28' round!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cheebz 0 #7 November 25, 2005 Tried to back flip like a cissy, no more queer back flips! - Doctor Ulli Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #8 November 25, 2005 Best one I heard when I was manifesting was an instructor saying about a student... W.A.N.K - Weak Arch Nearly Killed He obviously was more constructive to the student, but it made me laugh at the time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #9 November 25, 2005 Customarily, the signer puts his license number after his signature. I had one wag put "G78-15" after his signature; Yes, his tire size."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
