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Jasmin

For the Aussies....

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What's the congrats for? The Aussies losing the cricket or losing the rugby?



Baahaaahaaaa Baahaaahaaa!!

Y'know, if they've got a match scheduled against Scotland they might actually get to win one for a change:D.
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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Hey, at least you guys are good losers, take to the streets, get shitfaced and have a good time.

The English on the otherhand, win or lose, take to the streets, burn a few things, beat a load of people to near death and cause general chaos. Such bitterness. Bad winners, bad losers. :D

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An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from drinking too much) and goes to heaven in his Australian cricket shirt.

He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Saint Peter.

'Hello mate,' the Aussie says.

'No Australian cricket fans in heaven,' replies Saint Peter.

'What?' exclaims the man, astonished.

'You heard, no Australian cricket fans.'

'But, but, but, I've been a good man,' replies the Aussie.

'Oh really,' says Saint Peter. 'What have you done then?'

'Well, three weeks before I died I gave $10 to the starving children in Africa.'

'Oh,' says Saint Peter, 'anything else?'

'Well, two weeks before I died I also gave $10 to the homeless.'

'Hmmm, anything else?'

'Yeah. A week before I died I gave $10 to the Albanian orphans.'

'OK,' said Saint Peter, 'you wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.'

Ten minutes pass before Saint Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, 'I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $30 back, now f*** off.

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