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[beefytweezers 0]

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all you did was lick it? So you're a "spitter

Well it was mostly licking, but the mob was not satisfied with a little leftover shit, so I was forced to suck the rest off. Yes, I made sure to spit every bit of it out.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[beefytweezers 0]

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That would fall outside the boundaries of my definition of "friend".

I would have to admit things are slightly awkward between us now. But, what the hell, my hangover from that night lasted two days, so I have some excuse. Whether my "friend" has an excuse, I'm not sure.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[ladyskydiver 0]

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I actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward.

Not just no....but FUCK NO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[beefytweezers 0]

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Not just no....but FUCK NO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Awww come on, were talking about one minute of fear factor(keep in mind you still get the tickets if you throw up or even spit it out) for 4 free, super awesome skydives. You all are making me out to be some kind of freak.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[ladyskydiver 0]

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Awww come on, were talking about one minute of fear factor(keep in mind you still get the tickets if you throw up or even spit it out) for 4 free, super awesome skydives.

Fear factor is one thing. Gross factor is another. Gross - NO WAY IN HELL! Fear - sure. Big difference.

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You all are making me out to be some kind of freak.

And, ummm....well...I don't know how to say this but...if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it is a duck.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[beefytweezers 0]

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Fear factor is one thing. Gross factor is another. Gross - NO WAY IN HELL! Fear - sure. Big difference.

I don't know if you've seen the TV show "Fear Factor" but they've had to eat worse things than a little dried cow shit.(in my opinion) Plus I spit it out anyway, then gargled with antibacterial soap.(which wasn't fun either)

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[SkiD_PL8 0]

If I didn't have the means to jump and was offered that deal for 4 jumps I would be all over it. Short term grief for a long term reward.

Greenie in training.

[beefytweezers 0]

Thank you, about time somebody back me up on this. There has been plenty of people vote yes, but no one with the balls to make a reply.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[ladyskydiver 0]

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I don't know if you've seen the TV show "Fear Factor" but they've had to eat worse things than a little dried cow shit.(in my opinion) Plus I spit it out anyway, then gargled with antibacterial soap.(which wasn't fun either)

Yes, I have seen the TV show "Fear Factor," hence my comment about "Gross Factor." Eating crap is not dealing with fear...it's dealing with one's level of ability to deal with gross things. Fear is flipping a car, driving a car off a building, jumping off a building, jumping from one semi to another while they are both moving, etc.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[beefytweezers 0]

But haven't you seen the part where they have to eat raw bull penis, or pig liver, or live cockroaches. Doesn't this count for anything.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[skydyvr 0]

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But haven't you seen the part where they have to eat raw bull penis, or pig liver, or live cockroaches. Doesn't this count for anything.

I saw the best Fear Factor meal yet a few weeks ago -- a large bowl of rotten cheese crawling with maggots. Only two of five contestants were able to down it, and I laughed uncontollably for ten minutes watching them all try. Reality TV at it's finest.

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[ladyskydiver 0]

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But haven't you seen the part where they have to eat raw bull penis, or pig liver, or live cockroaches. Doesn't this count for anything.

Yeah...I've seen them do it...and still think it's gross factor. YUK!!!

I hope you at least brushed your teeth, flossed, and gargled endlessly with Listerine to get that outta your mouth.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[beefytweezers 0]

Oh shit I forgot to floss, I'll be back in a minute.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[Squeak 17]

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Nope, I'm no one's slave to have them make me do crazy shit for a jump. Thank you very much, I can afford my own skydives. I have more self respect.

ouch, excuse me while I go hang myself

Off ya go then you sicko, "foot covered with cow crap licking pervert"














I too can afford to jump more than I actually jumps so I voted No you sick F$%^$%

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[BaconStrip 0]

I would probably do it for four coach jumps with Ferrel. But, otherwise hell no.

[diverds 0]

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I actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward.

No, but I would be more than happy to contribute one of the four jump tickets, video tape it, email the Dawn and Drew Show about it, and change your nickname from "Pinky" to "Shit Licker"......oh wait, I already did all that. You're one nasty shitlickin motherfucker ...pictures to follow.

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[beefytweezers 0]

But I've had the name "Pinky" for 5 years, I don't know if I can respond to any other moniker, except maybe stud, skygod, or freefly king. Betsy works too, I was called that for the 2 years I was in prison.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[diverds 0]

As promised....

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[beefytweezers 0]

Oh no, I'm never getting laid again.

"You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car."

[lippy 779]

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If I didn't have the means to jump and was offered that deal for 4 jumps I would be all over it. Short term grief for a long term reward.

I'd call the stories around the DZ some long-term grief, and 4 jumps pretty short-term by comparison. If it was five tiks though, I'd be all over that action

I got nuthin

[dorbie 0]

Dude, I wouldn't let anyone lick crap of MY toes for 4 jump tickets never mind the other way around.

As for your buddy with the camera, he has even bigger issues than you do. Anyone who pays some rent-boy 4 jump tickets to lick shit of his toes is a bigger freak than the licker.

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I wondr if he would lick it off my gutwrench.

Freefall Hall

[diverds 0]

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As for your buddy with the camera, he has even bigger issues than you do. Anyone who pays some rent-boy 4 jump tickets to lick shit of his toes is a bigger freak than the licker.

For the record, the camera operator was not the lickie. I still use soap and water to wash my feet.

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[Flygurl 0]

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Oh no, I'm never getting laid again.

I'd have to agree with you there.


So this is what you boys do in Nebraska??????

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