PLFKING 3 #1 April 24, 2001 Hey Jessica --Looks like I owe you that jump ticket -- stayed up 'til 2am this morning watching the Wings fold, and lose in overtime.............but when your two best players are injured, you can't expect a lot (this is my weak effort at saving face !) (it's not working well, is it !)So, 3 hours sleep, now facing a twelve-hour day -- ain't life grand.........The PLF Majority Leaderps I STILL hate the Stars !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #2 April 24, 2001 Skydive Dallas, honeybunch. Want me to get you a phone number?STARS RULE! KILL THE NOTE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #3 April 24, 2001 if you want, you can send the ticket to me for safekeepingAhem...ok, maybe not.congrats anywayNEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #4 April 24, 2001 Hey Jess, cut him a nice BIG slice.../s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #5 April 24, 2001 No more for me, thanks...I've been eating crow all day, and I'm feeling bloated.......Stars suck !The "Unrepentent" PLF King Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #6 April 24, 2001 yeah!!!!!!!!More people on the forum that like Ice Hockey!!!!Glad to see that Freaksis and Pyke aren't the only ones!!!Sharks Rule (just not this year!!!)Later,Kia Kaha,PykeNZPF A-2584 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 April 24, 2001 QuoteStars suck!Perhaps, but apparently with not as much suction as the CRAPPY OUT-OF-IT-ALREADY REDWINGS!! Anyway, this is where it gets scary. I both loathe and fear the Blues. But we can knock 'em out quickly! You know, I have a good sense of irony about my fondness for hockey. It *is* Texas, after all. And none of those fools are actually *from* Texas. If we boo the Canadian national anthem (which I would never do BUT I DON'T CARE!! GO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #8 April 27, 2001 HOCKEY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Stars!!Love,SIs"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #9 April 27, 2001 And the FreakSis chimes in with her also-erroneous opinion !Damn, Jess, I always thought you and April were attractive, intelligent, desirable women......but now I'm beginning to wonder if something in the Texas water is starting to erode your minds.............(The Dallas Stars still SUCK !)The "I'm sure that I'll now be banned from Texas for life" PLF King Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 April 27, 2001 QuoteDamn, Jess, I always thought you and April were attractive, intelligent, desirable women......but now I'm beginning to wonder if something in the Texas water is starting to erode your minds.............I can only shake my head sadly when I see someone who can be coherent and perceptive one moment, then completely irrational the next. I'll try to put this plainly. You are correct in your original assessment of April and me. However, you are not only erroneous in your declaration that the Stars suck, but also in the inherent implication that the Stars, at any time in the past, have sucked. Have you considered seeking professional help? The stress of your having a suck-ass hockey team may have contributed to your problems dealing with reality. GO STARS!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #11 April 27, 2001 My dear Ms. Burgess --I was an associate of the PLF King, and just wanted to inform you that the N.C. Bureau of Investigation has just issued an APB for you, and are indicting you on Murder One charges. You cut him quite badly with your sharp, rapier-like wit, and, unfortunately, he died shortly afterwards from his injuries. He was found at his computer terminal, with his bloody fingers still on the keyboard, trying to type a response to your post, which was still on the screen. Also, there is now a pool of his blood all over the floor, and his company will in all likelihood be suing you to recover clean-up expenses. Just thought you'd like to be informed, and to ask you if you can live with yourself after taking the life of this strong, vibrant man. Just because he had bad taste in professional hockey teams was no reason for you to inflict that much pain upon him prior to his death. You should be ashamed.....On a lighter note, he tried 3 times this past week to contact Skydive Dallas to credit your account in the amount of one jump ticket, but he couldn't get anyone to pick up the phone. What's the matter with you Texans, anyway ?As his friend, and because he asked me to resolve this in the event of his death, I will continue to try to contact SDD, and take care of this matter.Sincerely,The late PLF King's friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #12 April 27, 2001 QuoteYou cut him quite badly with your sharp, rapier-like wit, and, unfortunately, he died shortly afterwards from his injuries. He was found at his computer terminal, with his bloody fingers still on the keyboard, trying to type a response to your post, which was still on the screen. ROTFLMFAOPIMP!!!!! I try very hard not to crack up at work because then it becomes obvious I am not working...but I couldn't help it this time. I'll probably get fired now and be unable to pay the settlement. QuoteOn a lighter note, he tried 3 times this past week to contact Skydive Dallas to credit your account in the amount of one jump ticket, but he couldn't get anyone to pick up the phone. DAMN IT!! Really? Hmm, they're closed Tuesday and Wednesday. Bastards. Keep trying!! Sorry to hear about your late associate! But maybe he's in a better place...a place where the Wings take the Stanley cup instead of the Stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #13 April 27, 2001 I put a smile on a pretty lady's face -- my work here on Earth is done !And turn-about is fair play -- I got the look from my compadres as well when I read your post.....and I'll keep trying SDD (are you sure the Texas phone lines are still working, or do you think maybe a cow chewed the string in half ?).The PLF Cowpoke(r)(and I had to laugh at the very last shot you took -- you just couldn't let the man rest in peace, could you !) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PLFKING 3 #11 April 27, 2001 My dear Ms. Burgess --I was an associate of the PLF King, and just wanted to inform you that the N.C. Bureau of Investigation has just issued an APB for you, and are indicting you on Murder One charges. You cut him quite badly with your sharp, rapier-like wit, and, unfortunately, he died shortly afterwards from his injuries. He was found at his computer terminal, with his bloody fingers still on the keyboard, trying to type a response to your post, which was still on the screen. Also, there is now a pool of his blood all over the floor, and his company will in all likelihood be suing you to recover clean-up expenses. Just thought you'd like to be informed, and to ask you if you can live with yourself after taking the life of this strong, vibrant man. Just because he had bad taste in professional hockey teams was no reason for you to inflict that much pain upon him prior to his death. You should be ashamed.....On a lighter note, he tried 3 times this past week to contact Skydive Dallas to credit your account in the amount of one jump ticket, but he couldn't get anyone to pick up the phone. What's the matter with you Texans, anyway ?As his friend, and because he asked me to resolve this in the event of his death, I will continue to try to contact SDD, and take care of this matter.Sincerely,The late PLF King's friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 April 27, 2001 QuoteYou cut him quite badly with your sharp, rapier-like wit, and, unfortunately, he died shortly afterwards from his injuries. He was found at his computer terminal, with his bloody fingers still on the keyboard, trying to type a response to your post, which was still on the screen. ROTFLMFAOPIMP!!!!! I try very hard not to crack up at work because then it becomes obvious I am not working...but I couldn't help it this time. I'll probably get fired now and be unable to pay the settlement. QuoteOn a lighter note, he tried 3 times this past week to contact Skydive Dallas to credit your account in the amount of one jump ticket, but he couldn't get anyone to pick up the phone. DAMN IT!! Really? Hmm, they're closed Tuesday and Wednesday. Bastards. Keep trying!! Sorry to hear about your late associate! But maybe he's in a better place...a place where the Wings take the Stanley cup instead of the Stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #13 April 27, 2001 I put a smile on a pretty lady's face -- my work here on Earth is done !And turn-about is fair play -- I got the look from my compadres as well when I read your post.....and I'll keep trying SDD (are you sure the Texas phone lines are still working, or do you think maybe a cow chewed the string in half ?).The PLF Cowpoke(r)(and I had to laugh at the very last shot you took -- you just couldn't let the man rest in peace, could you !) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
