assicons

[favaks 0]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Which one is yours?
-favaks

[spectre230 0]

[freeflir29 0]

(__0__) = Pyke is this you?
"I've got pieces of corn in my crap bigger than him" -Fat Bastard
Clay

[pyke 0]

(_x_) freeflir29!!!!!
And in case Sis is reading this at some point...
(_!_) I can't wait to make yours look like this!!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Pyke
NZPF A - 2584
USPA C- ?????

[mouth 0]

Nothing like a (_E=mc2_) to get the (__!__), (!), (_*_), and (_zzz_) to tell you (_x_).

[Watcher 0]

Lisa's a (_E=mc2_)
Jonathan

[Watcher 0]

(_zzzz_) i had to get up at 8:15 for work this morning, god i almost died, anything b4 11:30 unless its to skydive is too early.
Jonathan

[skyhawk 2]

why pyke you gunna donkey punch her lol

[freaksister 0]

oh god here we go with the donkey punching thing again!!! lol@hawk...
at least now i know what it means!
sis
I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

[skyhawk 2]

im sure you do lol (o) => (O)

[skyhawk 2]

im sure you do lol (o) => (O)
hows your head

[phatcat 0]

Goddamnit!! Where’s the Boobiecons??? I just saw them, somewhere, just last night. I thought I would be cool too and post them here but I can’t freakin find them!!! I just don’t remember where on this stupid internet it was.
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar" - Helen Keller

[phatcat 0]

Oh, here they are!
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(+)(+) Fake silicone breasts
( * )( * ) Perky breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(oYo) Wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/ Grandma’s breasts
( - )( - ) Against the shower door breasts
o | | o | Android breasts
( $ )( $ ) Martha Stewart’s breasts
Actually, now that I see it again, I don’t get most of ‘em... Maybe I'm just retarded.
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar" - Helen Keller

[skyhawk 2]

(o)(o) tits
(O)(O) big nipples
()() small tits
\/\/ saggy
/\/\ perky
(o)(O) wierd
(O)o(O) third nipple
(o)
0==8
(o) tit fuking (its on its side)
for the ladies
8==0 dick
8=0 small dick
8========8 big dick
8------o thin dick
8=={0 circumsized
dickless
{}0==8 {==8 sex
wow i just made em all up (thats why they are pretty shoken) i feel creative

[Watcher 0]

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(O)o(O) third nipple

Thats great,Jonathan

[skyhawk 2]

thats cause i made it up :-)