Monday humors

[favaks 0]

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you
had a Klingon on your software development team:
10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor.
Prepare to die!"
7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?!
I should kill you where you stand!"
6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"
4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors
if I am to do battle with this code!"
3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior
that ever lived!"

[flyhi 24]

This scares me.
flyhi

[freeflir29 0]

OOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK..............thats about enough on the Trekeeisms.......
"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.
Clay

[Bluehair 0]

Ummm forgive me for pointing this out... I'm sure you're just trying to brighten everyones day.... but what is the connection between 'Klingon Programming Jokes' and Skydiving? (seeing as this is a skydiving forum and there are lots of non-skydiving joke site out there)
Don't get me wrong though! If it's a skydiving joke I'd love to hear it, but otherwise this is waaaaaaaayyyyy off topic I reckon. :)

[prost 0]

very strange

[prost 0]

very very strange

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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very very strange

Almost weird in fact ....
BPA - A102345
http://www.skydiveupsc.com

[Slappie 9]

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Don't get me wrong though! If it's a skydiving joke I'd love to hear it, but otherwise this is waaaaaaaayyyyy off topic I reckon.

And you are who??? This forum is for anyone to post anything....

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[Tee 0]

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This forum is for anyone to post anything....

Hey Slappie, you took the words right out of my mouth. If you don't understand a joke, it may not be because of the person telling it, so be nice.
Tee

[SpeedRacer 1]

Yet another non-skydiving related joke:
US POSTAL INTERVIEW
A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S. Postal Service. During the
interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy said
"Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities. The guy
responded, "Well, I stepped on a landmine over there and blew my testicles
off."
"Great!" the interviewer responded. "We give disabled vets preference. You
can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.
"Yes, but you don't have to come in until 10. All we do is just stand around
and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway."

Speed Racer
"Come up to my lab,
And see what's on the slab!"

[yim666 0]

why the hell do u care? u must have very little to do...