SkyDekker 1,141 #1 November 26, 2001 I am just bored......anybody have any ideas on how to make this do go by a bit faster????????SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 November 26, 2001 QuoteI am just bored......anybody have any ideas on how to make this do go by a bit faster????????Start talking about Skreamer and animals. It worked for me. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #3 November 26, 2001 QuoteStart talking about Skreamer and animals.LOL, I may not have enough energy to keep up the war of words after tho. falling asleep behind my desk here.SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #4 November 26, 2001 Cut your toenails and flick them. Try to make them come back to you, like boomarang!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 November 26, 2001 QuoteCut your toenails and flick them. Try to make them come back to you, like boomarang!! Only an Aussie would come up with something like this!! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 November 26, 2001 Start a "Nose goblin" collection on the underside of your desk...."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #7 November 26, 2001 Or see if you can knit a sweater from your butt lint!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #8 November 26, 2001 QuoteOr see if you can knit a sweater from your butt lint!!I am already wearing fridays product of boredom SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 November 26, 2001 This is pretty bad, go to a site that masks your IP and sign your boss up for all the Sexual Deviate sites you can find.. It's hilarious!! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #10 November 26, 2001 I like that slappie, I need more ways to get my boss fired, since I am next in line for his job....any suggestions out there?????SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicagoskydiver 0 #11 November 26, 2001 How do you make a "do" go by? Hackey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wceviper 0 #12 November 26, 2001 ROFL, its amazing how much stuff your brain will fix with out you even noticing. Kinda like a built-in-phrase-fixer. LOL, didn't even notice till it was pointed out.-Jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 November 26, 2001 "I need more ways to get my boss fired"Steal his username and password and then go on a porn surfing tangent. Leave empty liquor bottles in his trash can. Put interesting (Racial slur) bumper stickers on his car. Pay hookers to come to the office during work hours and ask for him. Leave porn on his desk when he is out. Make 1-900 calls on his phone.....Send his wife lingere in the mail that is far to small. Hell, this list could go on forever! "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #14 November 26, 2001 damn, I typed it and reread it a couple of times and still did not catch it....... Hey, where did my contacts go, do I need to wear goggles at work too now SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #15 November 26, 2001 QuoteHell, this list could go on forever! The problem is that, he is very good at locking his door when he is not in the office and I am the only other person with a key to his office......... So need something better. Oh and he doesn't have a wife, he is about 5'5" and weighs like 300 lbs. If he had a wife she would get flattened, that is if she can find it in teh first place....DOH, really bad mental picture.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 November 26, 2001 Hey!!! You can still go with the bumper stickers and hookers!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #17 November 26, 2001 QuoteHey!!! You can still go with the bumper stickers and hookers!!!True, except with the sticker I am going to have to figure out the camera sequence in the parking garage so I do not get caught!!!! SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 November 26, 2001 Early one morning slip into his office while he is out and slip 4 tabs of ACID in his coffee. I can tell you by lunch time he will either have flipped out and got fired or wound up in a mental hospital... I know it sounds kinda wild but it could work.. Or use his phone to make crank calls to other Head-Honchos in the office leaving seriously sexual messages to the ladies, use his email account for the same purpose. Nothing gets a person fired faster then an impending Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit!! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #19 November 26, 2001 ROFLMAQuoteEarly one morning slip into his office while he is out and slip 4 tabs of ACID in his coffeeI liek that one, with my luck tho, I would get arrested buying the ACID.No truly officer, it is not for me, it is to get my boss fired, I would never ever take anything like that, really officer....SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #20 November 26, 2001 Last Friday I was stuck at home all day with nothing to do, and ended up watching the Star Trek marathon on TNN for about 14 hours straight. That, my friend, is boredom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 November 26, 2001 FallingMarcI hear ya! I sat around on pain meds drinkin Bloody Marys watching TLC and the Junk Yard Wars Marathon all day! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
