Beeron 0 #1 March 25, 2002 Hi Everybody!OK, I must admit that I've been a full-fledged "lurker" here on DZ.com for about 9 months (ever since I started AFF last summer). Didn't feel quite right about posting, cause I didn't feel I had much of anything "intelligent" to offer the skydiving community.....but I've come to realize that's really not much of pre-requisite around here. : ) (cough....Clay, Skreamer.....cough) j/k : ) . What I have found is that there's a great bunch of people here whom I would like to befriend,... jump with, (and jump on, but that's entirely different thread...haha!).... drink with,...tell all kinds of crazy stories around the bonfire,...ya know,....cool skydiver stuff!!!So, I just had to say hi (finally) and let you know that you'll be seeing my sorry ass around here a LOT! From here forward, I vow that I'll: * Gladly share my virtual beer (the good green bottled variety).* Willingly participate in the zip tie activities (...those crazy Texans ....haha!).* Religiously post my weekend #'s* Not post-whore ...(too much)and last, but certainly not least..............* Try to mention "boobies" as much as possible.Thanks,B~"My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 March 25, 2002 glad to see ya come out of your shell start asking qustions!!!btw BEER!!!!!!!! first post!!if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!click me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axe96bam 0 #3 March 25, 2002 Welcome aboard and yeah, you do owe beer for your first post! I guess you can buy it during Happy Hour on Wednesday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 March 25, 2002 Dude.....insulting me on your first post???? You should fit in well. Just don't get mad if I sneek up and funnel your 4 way...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 March 25, 2002 Welcome aboard, and if Clay and I have tought you anything you should realize that you don't have to post anything intelligent, just post..."ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #6 March 25, 2002 i doesn't have to mean anything ot anyone, maybe a joke. doesn't even have to be a funny joke. for instance:q - what do you call a boomerang that won't come back?a - a stick! see how easy it is? nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #7 March 25, 2002 Welcome. This site is addictive man. Stay away or you may get fired from work! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #8 March 25, 2002 yeah, Take it from Nate. 20 days and 400 posts later...mikeThe Lord giveth and the M-79 taketh away. Welcome to the world of zero slack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #9 March 25, 2002 Excuse me but that is 399 posts. Boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #10 March 25, 2002 This makes 400! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #11 March 25, 2002 You guys are all great "role models"....(wait, what the hell am I saying?) : ) BEER for ALL!"My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axe96bam 0 #12 March 25, 2002 I think we might all owe beer now. How many of here have been called "role models" before?he-he-heAlex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #13 March 25, 2002 I am probably the most responsible person in these forums **cough cough** Bullshit **cough cough**But uh for real there are actually cool people posting here. When you get to meet em in person it's even better.How many jumps do you have? Were do you jump? What your favorite alchohol, Do you like farm animals? Kids? Are u a kid? Why is the sky blue?Anyway welcome.....SEBAZZ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #14 March 25, 2002 Yeah, Axe.....probably can't be more than a couple at most! : )"My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axe96bam 0 #15 March 25, 2002 Well, I know for sure of two - myself and Seb. (he-he-he) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #16 March 25, 2002 QuoteHow many of here have been called "role models" before?*Raises hand*Oh, no, wait... that was "bad influence" not "role model"... damn.... Welcome to our dysfunctional family! pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #17 March 25, 2002 Quote... that was "bad influence" not "role model"... yea but we like you that way..........if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!click me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 March 25, 2002 Callin me a role model? Poor world And I owe beer..........dang.......I'll bring it wednesday night..hahahahaHey Alex not to rub it in or nothin but uh temps are gonna be in the 70's this weekend..ha ha ha ha.........SEBAZZ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #19 March 25, 2002 Oh man....so many questions? Let's see.....* Jump at Denver Skydivers in Brush, Colorado * Got 19 jumps right now (only two blanks left on my A prof. card). * Fav. alcohol = dark beer and good scotch. * Farm animals???...well, I think there best handled by professionals...which I'm not. (Clay, any input?....sorry man...I couldn't resist).* Am I kid? - Well, I kinda act like one sometimes (but agewise I'm 33)* The sky is blue because of the way the sun's rays are refracted and reflected through the earth's atmosphere....or so my science book says.And my dog's name is Shannon.B~"My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #20 March 25, 2002 Do you go both ways?.......................You know fly on your belly and your head........c'mon get your heads outta the gutterSEBAZZ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axe96bam 0 #21 March 25, 2002 Hey Seb, don't scare the guy away now! (ha-ha-ha)Alex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #22 March 25, 2002 QuoteDo you go both ways?........Seb????? I don't know if we want to hear why you posted that!!It hasn't been THAT long has it??? Hey, Lisa said she would come up to No. Cal. Dude, we can all pitch in $ at the DZ for the "Save" Seb fund and rent you a girl....:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #23 March 25, 2002 Funny you ask that! Until this past weekend, I done exclusively belly flying, but we had this little Cessna at the DZ on Sat. that had the smallest door I'd ever seen. So, I fumbled my exit and was all unstable and somehow ended up in sit (unintentionally)....sure was cool though : )Yeah, I know.....BEER!"My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #24 March 25, 2002 Alex, I think he's scaring all of us.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #25 March 25, 2002 QuoteHey, Lisa said she would come up to No. Cal. Gladly. Lots of people I haven't seen in years up there; I really need to make the trip.QuoteDude, we can all pitch in $ at the DZ for the "Save" Seb fund and rent you a girl.$3.68 ain't gonna get him much... pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
