My 1st cutwaway of 2002

[diver123 0]

I just got dumped this past Saturday! So I guess it was more like a cypres fire, but the same principal...
I need to make some skydives to take my mind off of this...
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[Viking 0]

So what happened??
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[Scratch 0]

She probably found out he was making internet porn
Every day above ground is a good day.

[jumppilot01 0]

>>>So I guess it was more like a cypres fire<<<
You had a threesome?
-A

[Viking 0]

have you seen this kid?! he probly has three or four other girls!!! just kidden man I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[diver123 0]

No threesomes, no internet porn... (unfortunately) Just a difference of opinions...
I guess I could make up a really good story if you'd all like? K, so there I was soaking in the tub with these three swedish binkini models when all of a sudden she comes through my bathroom door trying to surprise me! I immediately did what any warm blooded American man would do, and invited her to join us... However, that didn't go over as well as I'd planned so we broke up...
How was that?
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[Scratch 0]

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My 1st cutwaway of 2002

I must admit, I love the optimism
Every day above ground is a good day.

[diver123 0]

Wouldn't that be nice eh Viking? As soon as you round them up, we can take them out alright!
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[diver123 0]

Yeah, maybe that sounded a little pecimistic... Any suggesstions on how I could re-word it so it sounded better?
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[Scratch 0]

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Any suggesstions on how I could re-word it so it sounded better?

Mothers....lock up your daughters
alternatively
Husbands, lock up your wives and daughters
alternatively
Run you Mo Fo's Diver's a huntin'
You choose
Every day above ground is a good day.

[diver123 0]

Perfect, I'll take all three!
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[flyhi 24]

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have you seen this kid?! he probly has three or four other girls!!!

...or men dressed up like girls?
flyhi
"Marge, I'm coming to bed & I've been watching women's volleyball on ESPN."

[Keith 0]

Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll bounce back. You seem like a pretty good guy; the kind that attracts the ladies. It's her loss.
Keith

[PalmettoTiger 1]

What the hell?! I can't believe no one's said it yet.
BEER !!
PTiger
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way

[freeflir29 0]

Hey haven't been dumped yet this year. Oh wait.....no one to dump me..... Hmmm....mental note....must get date...."It's OK because I like the abuse!"-Offspring

[airdrew20012001 0]

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I'm sure you'll bounce back.

IYE YI YI! Don't say the "B" word here! That's like making jesus jokes while packing your parachute.
Drewfus McDoofus

[Keith 0]

RECOVER You'll Recover quickly
How's that?
Keith

[diver123 0]

I know it sounded bad when I said my 1ST cutaway, but let's not start realling inviting the bad karma with the "B" word...
I think I'll go ahead and just take this week off jumping to be safe! :)
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[Jimbo 0]

I'm initiating my first cutaway of 2002 right now.
Weather permitting I'll be at the DZ with my beer on Saturday.
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Jim