diver123 0 #1 April 10, 2002 I just got dumped this past Saturday! So I guess it was more like a cypres fire, but the same principal...I need to make some skydives to take my mind off of this..."pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 April 10, 2002 So what happened??I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #3 April 10, 2002 She probably found out he was making internet pornEvery day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumppilot01 0 #4 April 10, 2002 >>>So I guess it was more like a cypres fire<<<You had a threesome?-A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 April 10, 2002 have you seen this kid?! he probly has three or four other girls!!! just kidden man I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #6 April 10, 2002 No threesomes, no internet porn... (unfortunately) Just a difference of opinions... I guess I could make up a really good story if you'd all like? K, so there I was soaking in the tub with these three swedish binkini models when all of a sudden she comes through my bathroom door trying to surprise me! I immediately did what any warm blooded American man would do, and invited her to join us... However, that didn't go over as well as I'd planned so we broke up... How was that? "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #7 April 10, 2002 Quote My 1st cutwaway of 2002I must admit, I love the optimism Every day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #8 April 10, 2002 Wouldn't that be nice eh Viking? As soon as you round them up, we can take them out alright! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #9 April 10, 2002 Yeah, maybe that sounded a little pecimistic... Any suggesstions on how I could re-word it so it sounded better? "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #10 April 10, 2002 QuoteAny suggesstions on how I could re-word it so it sounded better?Mothers....lock up your daughtersalternativelyHusbands, lock up your wives and daughtersalternatively Run you Mo Fo's Diver's a huntin'You chooseEvery day above ground is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #11 April 10, 2002 Perfect, I'll take all three! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #12 April 10, 2002 Quotehave you seen this kid?! he probly has three or four other girls!!! ...or men dressed up like girls?flyhi"Marge, I'm coming to bed & I've been watching women's volleyball on ESPN." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #13 April 10, 2002 Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll bounce back. You seem like a pretty good guy; the kind that attracts the ladies. It's her loss. Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #14 April 10, 2002 What the hell?! I can't believe no one's said it yet.BEER !!PTigerI'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 April 10, 2002 Hey haven't been dumped yet this year. Oh wait.....no one to dump me..... Hmmm....mental note....must get date...."It's OK because I like the abuse!"-Offspring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #16 April 10, 2002 Quote I'm sure you'll bounce back. IYE YI YI! Don't say the "B" word here! That's like making jesus jokes while packing your parachute.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 April 10, 2002 RECOVER You'll Recover quickly How's that? Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #18 April 11, 2002 I know it sounded bad when I said my 1ST cutaway, but let's not start realling inviting the bad karma with the "B" word... I think I'll go ahead and just take this week off jumping to be safe! :)"pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #19 April 11, 2002 I'm initiating my first cutaway of 2002 right now. Weather permitting I'll be at the DZ with my beer on Saturday. -Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites