ChromeBoy 0 #1 April 30, 2002 Lyrics Changed from No Bone Movies song by Ozzy...No Post WhoringComputer screen such a disgraceI couldn't look Sangiro straight in the faceA foolish post I live in disgustDegradation being eaten by lustNo post whoringNo post whoringNo post whoringInspiration from Clay he's uncutCan't kick the habit obsession of smutVoyeur straining in love with his handClay is always pulsating a glandNo post whoringNo post whoringNo post whoring(wait 1/2)Flaps(solo, 1)I shouldn't do it the guilt tells me whyI just can't stop I try and I tryX rated demon that lives in my headHungry for whoring and he wants to be fedNo post whoringNo post whoringNo post whoring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 April 30, 2002 You like typing lyrics don't you boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #3 May 1, 2002 What makes me pw...I Don't KnowPeople look to me and sayWhy do you post whore, what makes you this wayWhat's the future of this siteWill you be here, or left behindEveryone goes through changesLooking to find the truthDon't look at me for answersDon't ask me - I don't knowHow am I supposed to knowHidden meanings that will never showThousands of posts in our pastsLife's a stage and we're all in the castYa gotta believe in someone asking me who is right,Asking me who to follow, don't ask me, I don't know,I don't know - I don't know - I don't knowSangiro finally told me, I didn't found out for myselfYa gotta believe in foolish miraclesIt's not how many you can postSays our honored host, and he's the one who knowsDo not continue to post, it's not up to youIt's not up to you - it's not up to you - it's not up to youPeople look to me and saywhy do you post whore, what makes you this wayWhat's the future of this siteWill you be here, or left behindEveryone goes through changesLooking to find the truthDon't look at me for answersDon't ask me - I don't knowHow am I supposed to knowHidden meanings that will never showThousands of posts in our pastLife's a stage and we're all in the castYa gotta believe in someone asking me who is right,Asking me who to follow, don't ask me, I don't know,I don't know - I don't know - I don't know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #4 May 1, 2002 i'll take an "easy" post number off of this one!Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #5 May 1, 2002 Gratuitous PW alert! Gratuitous PW alert! Gratuitous PW alert.... er, yeah, that's it... he!he!he! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #6 May 1, 2002 ok, ok, ya shamed me into taking "just one more" hell, i'm a liar, i'll come back and get a couple more laterRichard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #7 May 1, 2002 That's how it starts. PW for threads. Next thing ya know, you'll be working the corner of the DZ for lift tickets... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 May 1, 2002 QuoteThat's how it starts. PW for threads. Next thing ya know, you'll be working the corner of the DZ for lift tickets...Hey now, don't even think about taking over my corner at the dz..."A day without sunshine is....well....it's dark" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #9 May 1, 2002 **Hey now, don't even think about taking over my corner at the dz...**you work your side, and i'll work mine, k?Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #10 May 1, 2002 Hey, don't worry about me! I stopped working the DZ corners and set up my own lounge & spa. Still working on where to put the hot oil twister tho.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #11 May 1, 2002 any way we could work out a profit sharing program? i share in your profits? that's fair, for me...........hah!Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #12 May 1, 2002 Now, now... none of that. I didn't really want to do this, but I guess I'll have to offer up my pimping services to you two to ensure pairity in profits. Course my own overhead expenses will be taken into account (cleaning hot tub, stocking beer, ect.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #13 May 1, 2002 i am shocked! ok, heres the deal, i'll do a 70/30 with ya, after you pay your own expenses....deal? after all, you are not cheap, right? so you'll have money to spare! in return, "i promise" to set you up with insurance, and a 401K plan!Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #14 May 1, 2002 I think you're suffering from a bit of role reversal here, the house always gets the lions share... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #15 May 1, 2002 touche~ amigo! but we've added a few! so we both prospered! cheers...........muey friea cervesa! caliente~ manyane~ (my spanish is failing me!) oh...the pain! :)Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 May 1, 2002 Quotebut I guess I'll have to offer up my pimping services to you two to ensure pairity in profits.So which one of us do you think will make more money??"A day without sunshine is....well....it's dark" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #17 May 1, 2002 Sunshine, like you'd really have to ask? Although, there is a growing alternative lifestyle market and Richard does prefer to wear the school girl outfit..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 May 1, 2002 QuoteSunshine, like you'd really have to ask? Although, there is a growing alternative lifestyle market and Richard does prefer to wear the school girl outfit.....If only i was at home right now....i have a nice picture of me in a schoolgirl outfit that I"m sure you'd love to see. Maybe if i remember later i'll email it to ya..."A day without sunshine is....well....it's dark" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #19 May 1, 2002 Yeah, later would be better. Work computer... school girl outfits... "Honest officer, she said she was 18! I didn't see the need to investigate any further..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 May 1, 2002 QuoteAlthough, there is a growing alternative lifestyle market and Richard does prefer to wear the school girl outfit.....And he does have a PUUUUURRRDDDDYYYY mouth...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #21 May 1, 2002 Clay, are you expanding your social circles to incule critters of the pocine persuasion? (you're playing dueling banjo's right now, aren't you...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 May 1, 2002 Quoteyou're playing dueling banjo's right now, aren't you...I'm not very musically inclined so I had to purchase the CD. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #23 May 1, 2002 That's not a denial that you're playing it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhale 0 #24 May 1, 2002 How long must I be a "newbie"? This is very hurtful. I am now, officially, no better than the rest of you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 May 1, 2002 QuoteHow long must I be a "newbie"? This is very hurtful.It works backwards here. With every post and every new title you lose respect. I'm just a washed up gutter posting whore now...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
