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skreamer

How to make the first load...

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1. sleeping in the hanger works great,

2. drinking less then everyone else helps but is just poor practice, so...

3. tip manifest bitch $5 if she will wake you by putting some ibuprofen in one hand and your rig in the other 10 minutes before first load. OR...

4. promise manefist bitch great head in return for a held ticket on the first load B|

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Well... The last time we found somone passed out on the packing mat at our DZ we spent several hours flicking rubber bands at him, and taking photos with various rather risqe objects strategicaly placed around him.

You just wanna make sure you wake up in the morning.

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