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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.

And you wonder why the ocean is so salty?





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one of the aqua-world volunteers had the fun duty of masturbating a whale!:P
the obituary was WEIRD!



My sister and her husband paid $70K for half-interest in a bull. They employ a person to "extract" the goods. Apparently, it is a lucrative business. I always wondered if the training video for that job had to be made in Amsterdam. :$

It kind of reminds me of "Oh...it's in my HAIRrrrrr". Bet that's an earful. ;)

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I'm sure it's common knowledge to any Japanese fisherman [:/]



Ok, who's going to do the google search for "whale bukaki"?


Actually, whale vomit is called "Ambergris" and is a very expensive component of perfume. I'll bet there is some chemical processes involved or whalers who spent a year at sea would be babe-magnets. :D

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