No need to go to confession anymore..

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http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

Now you can buy your way in..

[blondeflyer7 0]

What will they think of nextI think I've seen it all hehehehehehehe

[FliegendeWolf 0]

What has me wondering is the need for a national Ticket-to-Heaven registry?!? I smell a mailing-list company.

And what's with the customer service tab? My ticket to heaven broke?

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

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http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

Now you can buy your way in..

It was done a long time ago by the Catholic church. They were called "Indulgences". It was one of the corrupt practices that Martin Luther cited in his "95 Theses" .

(the glorious results of a misspent youth in classical education, ne c'est pas? hehehe)

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Now you can buy your way in..

It was done a long time ago by the Catholic church. They were called "Indulgences". It was one of the corrupt practices that Martin Luther cited in his "95 Theses" .

(the glorious results of a misspent youth in classical education, ne c'est pas? hehehe)

Nah, not the classical education -- any third grader in a Lutheran elementary school could tell you the whole story, right down to "Ich kanst nicht anders, Gott helffe mir".

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Yah, but I went to publik scjool. I didn't study Luther until I was in college...

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

Now you can buy your way in..

I'm opening a confessional franchise. All drive-in windows. I'm calling it Toot'n'Tell. Fast lane for 4 sins or less. A generalized blessing is available to save time for skydivers.

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$20 and I'm in! And here I thought that if I wanted to even have a chance I'd have to clean up. Whew!!

On a side note, supposing there's a God and a heaven, do ya really think He'd appreciate this? Watch out for lightning, I think.

Truman Sparks for President

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What will they think of nextI think I've seen it all hehehehehehehe

An electric cat-polisher would be good. Putting liquid car wax in the dryer leaves them shiny, but irritable.

[freeflyz 0]

Mine got VOIDED!

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Hum...I'm Methodist so we don't have confession so I'm not sure it will work for me

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[AggieDave 6]

Nope, but you've got God's Grace, so you're set...(read the stuff Paul wrote in Romans).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Hum...I'm Methodist so we don't have confession so I'm not sure it will work for me

Send me $10 and a short letter. Same thing, but without the guilt. (Oh...and copies of the video if video was involved. )

[Snowflake 0]

Being the agnostic that I am I might have to buy one.....just in case

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Send me $10 and a short letter. Same thing, but without the guilt. (Oh...and copies of the video if video was involved. )

you know what... I bet people would do it..just need a website...People will spend money on anything these days..

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Hum...I'm Methodist so we don't have confession so I'm not sure it will work for me

My Aunt acutally married a Catholic Priest who left the church for her... they're divorced now.. She's currently married to a Methodist minister ... my grandmother says she just wishes she'd leave the clergy alone..

[Luminous 0]

Is that lawn or mosh pit? Think they'll sell out?

'In an insane society a sane person seems insane.' Mr. Spock

[Chivo 0]

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.... guess I'll stay here for a while!

~Chivo