CrazyThomas 0 #26 December 4, 2002 best one I have heard so far is: "Let's just be friends." some replies I will give to that: OK, how about friends with benefits? Sure, wanna hear what my other female friends do for me? Sure, friends that do laundry. Friends? You're the one that made me say I loved you to get into bed. I would have done it as friends. Cool, then I can tell you the truth now? or just simply call them bitches. Then there is no friends bullshit. a good thing? Not sure yet. Peace, Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #27 December 4, 2002 Quote There's a whole book devoted to the subject: How to Dump a Guy Oooh! Oooh! and I even got the clicky link with text something other than the URL to work!!! Wendy W. One of your favs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #28 December 4, 2002 WOW....I have a thread with flamesSassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 December 4, 2002 you need fast actin' tinactin?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #30 December 4, 2002 I need somethingSassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #31 December 4, 2002 haha what would that be? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #33 December 4, 2002 i guess Ill just hafta keep guessing. LOL My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #34 December 4, 2002 Guess so.....LOL Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #35 December 4, 2002 My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #37 December 4, 2002 get a room you two!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #38 December 4, 2002 can we use yours? you re not using it! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #39 December 4, 2002 that was below the belt dudeI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #40 December 4, 2002 ooh, now that was just harsh... -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #41 December 4, 2002 This was the version I saw first: Dear (her name), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future Mrs. (your last name). As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough this year and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available or I become extremely horny. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply) ___ Your surprise at learning Paul McCartney was indeed in another band prior to Wings revealed you do not meet my age requirements. ___ The fact that you attended the University of Miami and/or root for the Miami Hurricanes demonstrated that you do not meet my intelligence requirements. ___ Your failure to reach for your purse even in a feigned attempt to pay for dinner by the fourth date displayed a stunning ignorance of basic economics. ___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms and K-Y Jelly by the truckload" indicates that you may be slightly over-qualified for this position. ___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. ___ The only question you asked was how much money I make. ___ You neglected to reach over and unlock my car door from the inside after I opened the passenger side door for you. ___ My breasts are bigger than yours. ___ Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application. ___ Your repeated comments such as, "Is it still called a penis when it's this small?" were both uncalled for and thoughtless. ___ The way you enthusiastically jumped up on the stage at the alternative bar and danced with the lesbians demonstrated that you are far too impressionable and have a disconcerting lack of commitment to heterosexuality. ___ Your revelation that you would most certainly allow your ex-boyfriend to shack up with you again after he "beats that domestic abuse rap" shows compassion but makes it difficult to take you seriously. ___ Although your inability to achieve orgasm was of paramount importance to me, your suggestion that we invite the basketball team into the bedroom during our sexual encounters so it would be "just like" your college days seemed somewhat extreme and inappropriate. ___ As a practice, I do not normally discriminate against single mothers, and although I understand the youngster was named for her father, I do not think "Sturgis, South Dakota" is an appropriate name for a little girl. ___ Your revelation that you, a 30-year-old, had dated your previous boyfriend, an alcoholic, for 16 years raised some serious questions about your mental state. ___ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time. Sincerely, Your Name (Optional) Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #43 December 4, 2002 I knew a guy once who had his brother call his GF and tell her he was killed in a car wreck. Cold dude. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #44 December 4, 2002 Quote that was below the belt dude That's right JT. Let's not discuss anything below Vikings belt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 December 4, 2002 For either sex to use: On a note - "Welcome to Dumpsville - population - you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #46 December 4, 2002 hahah, oh man if I hit you too hard I apologize but I cant tell you to stay away form my cuz now so I gotta hit you somehow; you whore!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #47 December 4, 2002 Aw, man! I thought this thread was about something else. Now what am I going to do with this body? Hey, is this thing still recording..... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #48 December 4, 2002 Or ya can use the one my wife used.... Sorry, but i like women now.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #49 December 5, 2002 Oh..no way!?!?!?!!? Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #50 December 5, 2002 NO LIE....It was like, i went to see a lawyer today, i think i moving in with %^&*% we have been together for a while now.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
