Holy Hook Turn

[Sonic 0]

For those who haven't seen it (and like Monty Python) ....


...and the Lord spake, saying
"First shalt thou open thy parachute,
When thou seekest to land thyself
then shalt thou do three hook turns,
no more, no less.
Three shall be the number of hook turns thou shalt do,
and the number of the hook turns shall be three.
Four hook turns shalt thou not do, neither hook turn thou twice,
excepting that thou then proceed to three hook turns.
Five hook turns is right out.
Once the hook turns are three, being the third hook turn,
then prepare thou thy most precious face and sacred body to meet earth,
and thus since thou art being naughty in my sight,
I shall snuff you deep into the ground for all to see,
and behold my wonderous power."
-- Landings 2:9-21

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It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

[Gawain 0]

Nicely done!

***runaway...runaway...***

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[AggieDave 6]

If we built a giant wooden Twin Otter...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Gawain 0]

...and if we had slaves to mimic the sound of the turbine engines, like they did hooves in the movie...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[dbattman 0]

WHAT--

is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Saphire?

[sundevil777 93]

Gawain?

Sure sounds like a name of one of the knights killed by the rabbit.

Arthur: Gawain, ector, bors, that's five!

People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

[Zenister 0]

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WHAT--

is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Saphire?

an African Safire or an English Saphire?

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[masher 1]

it could grip it by the d-bag.

--
Arching is overrated - Marlies

[Gawain 0]

I swoop in your general direction...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[wingedmonkey1 0]

Very nice. But one thing that I'd personally like to hear a hot sky diva say...with a french accent, of course, is:

"Now go away. Or I shall show my boobies a second time!!!"

[KawiZX900 0]

every swoop is sacred, every swoop is great. If a glide gets wasted god gets quite irate

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[Guest]

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Very nice. But one thing that I'd personally like to hear a hot sky diva say...with a french accent, of course, is:

"Now go away. Or I shall show my boobies a second time!!!"

hehehe -- good one.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[goose491 0]

"The Spectres are Performance Designs canopies, made in Florida. Yet these are not strangers to our land!"

"Are you suggesting Spectres migrate?"

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[cloudseeker 0]

Ni!

When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you have been and there you will long to return.-Leonardo DiVinci