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Valentines horror stories.

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Spent the weekend in Vegas with this gal, two nights $250 per night. come to find out she is all about herself, doesn't care about what anyone else thinks.
Can't order a meal with out fuckin with it
"I want this, but without this or this and I want this and this on it instead, and this on the side, and extra this"

6 meal with this woman, damn near pulled my hair out.

I'm sitting here starving and I have to wait for them to custom make this meal for her.

she would bitch about everything,
"this casino is cold, I'm not winning, that guy smells, look at that girl showing her boobs...Don't look pervert!"

I had half a mind to leave her there!!!!

please tell me I am not the only one with a nightmare for a valentine's hell storie!:(

shoud've gone skydiving!

<<<>>>
A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

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I bought the guy I been dating for a year a really cute card, he got me nothing but did take me to my favorite pizza place which was awesome, BUT then he continued to talk for 2 hours about how much Valentine's Day sucks.

Then the next morning he said maybe I should be dating other people....

alls i gots to say is OUCH.

On the other hand though, I did get to hang out with my buddy Sebazz right after work for a while and that was great.

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Ah well, at least you had a girl to hold in your arms for Valentine's. The only person I got to hold in my arms that evening was a friend who got so wasted (I'm assuming being dateless for Valentine's Day had something to do with it) I had to hold him straight while others dressed him, then hold him up while he barfed, then pick him up when he literally slipped out of my hands (can you say 'complete loss of muscle control'?) and finally overpayed the taxi driver so he would actually take the guy home, not just drop him in a gutter somewhere. But I had fun nevertheless, so perhaps this doesn't qualify as a horror story...

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True, but not nearly as bad as mine:

On valentines day my girlfriend had to go out to her 10th anniversary with her husband. All I had was her picture hung on the wall of the restaurant I went to eat at:S

jraf

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