MattM 0 #1 July 1, 2003 What the fuck does that mean? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #2 July 1, 2003 You know, if Michael Bolton is a computer engineer, there is no way in hell that he's never seen that on a printer before.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 July 1, 2003 "Yeah, I know what you mean, they're just lucky I'm not armed..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #4 July 1, 2003 hes an engineer, give him a break Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 1, 2003 QuoteYou know, if Michael Bolton is a computer engineer, there is no way in hell that he's never seen that on a printer before. any relation? HAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #6 July 1, 2003 Are you talking about an error message on your printer? If you are, then the problem is that you're trying to print a letter size document (8 1/2" x 11") but your printer thinks it has a different size loaded. Some printers have sensors on the paper cassette telling the printer which size paper is loaded while on other printers it's a menu thing. Check you printer's configuration page. It will tell you if a paper size other than letter is sensed or selected. Either change it with the menu or make sure the paper stops in the cassette are set correctly (snug up against the paper). Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 July 1, 2003 Dude, you need to do a coulple things for me today. 1. Go buy some beer that you like to drink tonight. 2. Go rent/buy the movie Office Space. 3. Go home and drink the beer while watching Office Space. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #8 July 1, 2003 I will forward this information to Michael Bolton. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #9 July 1, 2003 Thanks for the tip! Haven't seen that movie, but any excuse to drink beer is a good one. I have a feeling I'm gonna see myself in that movie (did 25+ years in the office equipment biz), so I guess being a little drunk is gonna help Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #10 July 1, 2003 He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 July 1, 2003 Um, excuse me, I work here and I'm not a pussy...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #12 July 1, 2003 I'm also not a pussy... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #13 July 1, 2003 ...uh...I was told that I could listen at a reasonable volume between 9 and 11 ... I said that if she could listen to her walkman while she collates then I should be able to listen to my music at a reasonable volume while I'm stapling...A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #14 July 1, 2003 Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. umm kay? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #15 July 1, 2003 umm, excuse me i belive you have my stapler, its a red swingline Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #16 July 1, 2003 There is not a funnier scene in that whole movie than when Kevin is having a nightmare about Lumbergh having sex with his girlfriend... "mmmm....that's GREAT..." "Oh...Peter...What's happenin'?...Listen...did you get to those TPS reports yet?"A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 July 1, 2003 whos sig line is the seems like youve been missing alot of work lately oh Bob, I woulndt say Ive been missing it!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #18 July 1, 2003 [the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece] [whispering] I could set the building on fire Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #19 July 1, 2003 I think it's CanuckInUSA'sA One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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jtval 0 #21 July 1, 2003 ummm yea..i fyou could get those tps reports...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #22 July 1, 2003 I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #23 July 1, 2003 How many pieces of flare? ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #24 July 1, 2003 A white-collar minimum security resort? or a pound me in-the-@$$ prison? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #25 July 1, 2003 Turn it to channel 9 dude, breast exam! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
