feuergnom 22 #1 July 16, 2003 i was just wondering if there were any jokes on blondes. or has political correctness and the fear of getting sued for discrimination wiped them out?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 July 16, 2003 Try HERE if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #3 July 16, 2003 When the blonde was asked why she was staring at a can of orange juice "It said 'concentrate'. --------- Two blondes were walking along in the woods, arguing over a set of tracks they were following. The first said "they're rabbit tracks", the second said "no way, they are definitely deer tracks". Before the first could respond, the train ran them over. --------- A brunette was skipping along beside the train tracks, chanting "21, 21, 21..." A blonde, curious as to why, began to follow the tracks behind her. A train came and ran her over. The brunette smiled and continued, "22, 22, 22..." ---------- Dirty joke--Why did the blonde have a "bruised" navel? She had a blonde boyfriend. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 73 #4 July 16, 2003 A brunette and blonde girl go skydiving, and exit from a plane at the same time. Who reaches deployment altitude first? answer: The brunette, the blonde has to stop halfway to ask directionsJC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #5 July 16, 2003 thx for making the last ten minutes in the office funny!the brunette secretary to the blonde: oh my god, the boss just gave me some flowers. guess i have to spread my legs tonight... the blonde: say - you don't have a vase?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkpbxman 0 #6 July 16, 2003 Why did the steering wheel have lipstick all over it when the blonde returned her boyfriend's car? She tried to blow the horn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #7 July 16, 2003 QuoteA brunette and blonde girl go skydiving, and exit from a plane at the same time. Who reaches deployment altitude first? answer: The brunette, the blonde has to stop halfway to ask directions Alternate punch line: the air in her head makes her float! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GARYC24 3 #8 July 16, 2003 What did th blonde say when the Dr. told her she was pregnant? " Is it mine?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flymysky 0 #9 July 16, 2003 Why can't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #10 July 16, 2003 Not a blonde joke, but since the model's blonde; what the hell Seems it's now fashionable to wear a high heels on your head http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ae/subcategory.asp?SubID=473&DisplayType=SlideMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #11 July 16, 2003 QuoteWhy can't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar. Same reason why blondes don't eat bananas, they can't find the zipper__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LadySkyDIve 0 #12 July 16, 2003 What did the blonde say after having sex? Oh, are you all on the same team! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wlie 0 #13 July 16, 2003 My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #14 July 16, 2003 Quote That hurts my eyes!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites howardwhite 5 #15 July 16, 2003 Two blondes and a redhead on a rope, rappelling down a cliff. The rope begins to fray and they decide someone has to drop off. The redhead says "I've had a long and fulfilling life. I"ll go" The blondes applaud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #16 July 16, 2003 Blonde jokes are one-liners just so burnettes can understand them If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth! If your not blonde, why do you act like it? What has two brain cells? a pregnant blonde Us blondes aren't dumb Not all dumbs are blonde You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black? If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel When blondes have more fun, do they know it? The aliens have arrived and they are eating the skinny blondes first. BLONDE if you're HONK!! Your village called; they want their blonde back. I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling. If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes! Did you hear about the blonde that tripped over her cordless phone? We got our dumb reputation from the brunettes who dyed their hair. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito knows when to stop sucking. What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear? "Thanks for the refill." ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyPsycho 0 #17 July 16, 2003 whats the diff between a blonde and a mosquito? a mosquito stops suckin when u smack it...... ----------------------------------------------------------- and my all time fave blonde joke....... what do 747s and most blondes have in common? black boxes......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txblondie 0 #18 July 16, 2003 and my all time fave blonde joke....... what do 747s and most blondes have in common? black boxes......... What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #7 July 16, 2003 QuoteA brunette and blonde girl go skydiving, and exit from a plane at the same time. Who reaches deployment altitude first? answer: The brunette, the blonde has to stop halfway to ask directions Alternate punch line: the air in her head makes her float! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #8 July 16, 2003 What did th blonde say when the Dr. told her she was pregnant? " Is it mine?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flymysky 0 #9 July 16, 2003 Why can't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 July 16, 2003 Not a blonde joke, but since the model's blonde; what the hell Seems it's now fashionable to wear a high heels on your head http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ae/subcategory.asp?SubID=473&DisplayType=SlideMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 July 16, 2003 QuoteWhy can't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar. Same reason why blondes don't eat bananas, they can't find the zipper__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #12 July 16, 2003 What did the blonde say after having sex? Oh, are you all on the same team! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #13 July 16, 2003 My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #14 July 16, 2003 Quote That hurts my eyes!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 5 #15 July 16, 2003 Two blondes and a redhead on a rope, rappelling down a cliff. The rope begins to fray and they decide someone has to drop off. The redhead says "I've had a long and fulfilling life. I"ll go" The blondes applaud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #16 July 16, 2003 Blonde jokes are one-liners just so burnettes can understand them If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth! If your not blonde, why do you act like it? What has two brain cells? a pregnant blonde Us blondes aren't dumb Not all dumbs are blonde You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black? If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel When blondes have more fun, do they know it? The aliens have arrived and they are eating the skinny blondes first. BLONDE if you're HONK!! Your village called; they want their blonde back. I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling. If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes! Did you hear about the blonde that tripped over her cordless phone? We got our dumb reputation from the brunettes who dyed their hair. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito knows when to stop sucking. What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear? "Thanks for the refill." ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #17 July 16, 2003 whats the diff between a blonde and a mosquito? a mosquito stops suckin when u smack it...... ----------------------------------------------------------- and my all time fave blonde joke....... what do 747s and most blondes have in common? black boxes......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #18 July 16, 2003 and my all time fave blonde joke....... what do 747s and most blondes have in common? black boxes......... What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #19 July 16, 2003 >Seems it's now fashionable to wear a high heels on your head What, did that designer rent Brazil last month or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
