freeflir29 0 #1 August 7, 2003 So.....I was all ready to give the ex-girlfriend a second chance tonight. So....she says she'll be at a local bar soon. Just down the street from my house. Cool....i'll come down there and drink with you guys. Well......from the minute she walked in the bitch had an attitude. (Not something I deal with well you can imagine.) So...i had SEVERAL beers and a Red Bull and Vodka, Pretty soon......it was just damn ugly. Even her good friend was like....."Don't bother" I am without a doubt and NO MULLIGANS a single guy again. Good thing I have this job......I'm going to work with hottie flight attendants at 10 AM. I like bein me. Too bad that didn't work out. It might have been nice...LMAO Back to PIMPIN!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #2 August 7, 2003 Bust da groooove byiatch!!! Why weren't you at the convention homie?? Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 August 7, 2003 hahahaha i bet the ladies LOVE your man boobies!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 August 7, 2003 QuoteWhy weren't you at the convention homie?? I have no vacation saved up. I just started in February. Next year...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 August 7, 2003 BLAH!!! Some chicks like to screw with men's minds. (Men also are guilty of the same.) Walk away & don't look back... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 August 7, 2003 QuoteWalk away & don't look back... Ha......done hours ago,,......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 August 7, 2003 QuoteI'm going to work with hottie flight attendants at 10 AM. Hottie flight attendents on a plane to San Antonio?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 August 7, 2003 QuoteHottie flight attendents on a plane to San Antonio? Baby.....I sooooooo wish!!!!! Houston is as close as I seem to get to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 August 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteHottie flight attendents on a plane to San Antonio? Baby.....I sooooooo wish!!!!! Houston is as close as I seem to get to you. And that's a problem because...? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 August 7, 2003 QuoteI am without a doubt and NO MULLIGANS a single guy again. Wha..? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 7, 2003 Heheheheheee.....I'm so bad....she called me trying to act all innoicent like she wasn't up to anything. Picture me with a cell phone to my mouth saying...."Hey....Yeah....I have something for you...BBBBBBLLPPPPPPPPHHTTTTTTT." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #12 August 7, 2003 QuoteSo.....I was all ready to give the ex-girlfriend a second chance tonight. *smack in the head* QuoteSo....she says she'll be at a local bar soon. Just down the street from my house. *smack twice in the head* QuoteCool....i'll come down there and drink with you guys. At this point I was in pain from laughter....*triple smack and a bump in the forehead* QuoteWell......from the minute she walked in the bitch had an attitude. No smack here, she just got you twice across the face... Quote(Not something I deal with well you can imagine.) I bet you deal with it well, it's just that tonight, you thought you were gonna "git sum"... QuoteSo...i had SEVERAL beers and a Red Bull and Vodka, Pretty soon......it was just damn ugly. Still stings doesn't it... QuoteEven her good friend was like....."Don't bother" *smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack* Quote... It might have been nice... Till the morning, anyway... So, um, when she calls to have drinks with you again... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #13 August 7, 2003 At least some of you guys read cosmopolitan! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 August 7, 2003 QuoteAt least some of you guys read cosmopolitan! I might put that critique instead in the realm of Men's Health...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 August 7, 2003 QuoteToo bad that didn't work out. It might have been nice...LMAO Sorry to hear about that. Really a bummer. Ummm,.... question. Since you're done...... Can I have her number? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 August 7, 2003 Quoteit's just that tonight, you thought you were gonna "git sum"... Ohhh NO........wasn't even gonna get CLOSE to goin there. I really just wanted to talk to her. Of course when she is being a CUNT. It's kinda hard to have a conversation. QuoteStill stings doesn't it... Nope....it stung the first time. This time I just really couldn't believe what an idiot she was. QuoteSo, um, when she calls to have drinks with you again... Trust me......I let her know that she no longer has the PRIVELEDGE of my friendship. I also told her that "Apparently I don't have very high standards for sleeping with someone. However, my standards for friends are VERY high....and you just don't meet them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 August 7, 2003 QuoteSince you're done...... Can I have her number? Damn........I came SO close to posting it. Sure....just PM me or you can go to any bar near Fairview Park, Ohio and look on the bathroom wall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #18 August 7, 2003 Well evidently that word isn't censored on dz.com anymore! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 7, 2003 QuoteWell evidently that word isn't censored on dz.com anymore! Heheheheee...COOL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #20 August 7, 2003 wildblue=Mrs.Radloff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #21 August 7, 2003 Quotewildblue=Mrs.Radloff Hey, fuck you! You fuckin' fuck! I'll fuckin fuck you upside the head with a Louisville-fuckin-slugger! You're gonna die bitch! I'm comin' outta da booth-ah!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #22 August 7, 2003 PERSONAL ATTACK!!!!!PERSONAL ATTACK!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #23 August 7, 2003 Kreg <------it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 August 7, 2003 So....in my hours of boredom at work I had time to think about last night. I can only describe my take on the events as BEWILDERED by her behavior. I just couldn't understand why she would practically beg me 2 days in a row to "Hang out" with her and then act like a complete asshole when I see her. Well....I think I got it. It's the same EXACT reason she called me back last night after I left her a voice mail saying "Don't you EVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEEVVEEER call me again." She is VERY hot. I think she is used to guys begging her to stay. I guess when I told her to never call again it must have hurt her pride. So....she turns out to be a petty little bitch and has to show that SHE is in control. Hmmm....Oh well.....I guess that didn't work out for her either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
