Man Must Share Pension with Ex-Wife's Husband

[Jayruss 0]

What a crime, the bitch sapped him dry in life and will from the grave

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[lawrocket 3]

Hey. As we lawyers say, "It's cheaper to keep her."

And I can see exactly how this can happen. I can also explain good reasons for it.

But I won't, unless you pay me a couple hundred bucks.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Vertifly 0]

whoah, glad that isn't the US constitution and justice system taking that hit.

[Deuce 1]

That happens all the time.

We had an old Deputy who worked 40 years for the County and had nothing. He married 4 times and split his pension each time. He would come out to the jail to eat lunch cause he could barely afford food.

You must buy your partner out with a cash settlement to keep your pension. "Honey, you leave my retirement alone and I'll give you my share of the house".

[GARYC24 3]

Now I've heard everything!
Oh, wait..it said "pension"
...never mind!
Har Har

[drewboo 0]

Can't even imagine having to pay money to the man who has been boinking my ex wife.....Oh Yeah! im getting married real soon!!! sure i am.

[Jayruss 0]

acutally it might have been better to pay the guy rather than put up with the ex wife.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[happythoughts 0]

What do you throw to a drowning divorce attorney?

His partner.