wlie 0 #1 November 10, 2003 Today's my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good in morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there on the couch naked.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #2 November 10, 2003 All I have to say is holy shit.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #3 November 10, 2003 shit, are you fucking serious or is this a "monday funny"??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingchad 0 #4 November 10, 2003 I don't know if it's true or not but that is funny. I guess for your sake I hope it's not LMAO Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #5 November 10, 2003 It's a Monday Funny.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #6 November 10, 2003 I'm trying to figure that out too. Is this all just a joke or what? Cuz if not, then that really sucks ass.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #7 November 10, 2003 LMFAO!!!! Well done!!!!! So when is the appt with your attorney? There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #8 November 10, 2003 I'm not sure whether to laugh or post my condolences...either way it makes for one of those..."No shit there I was" stories"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #9 November 10, 2003 It's a Monday Funny! Good one though! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #10 November 10, 2003 Bwahahahaha!!!! Just me joking around to see if anyone's awake. Figure we could all use a laugh or two.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 November 10, 2003 Classic!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #12 November 10, 2003 LOL! But if I were the wife you'd be one dead birthday boy right now. BTW, I love your avatar!Its so cute and reminds me of my Boston Terrier b/c she smiles like that too. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 November 11, 2003 Heheheheheee...I figured that for a joke right off. Having met you.....and the way you talk about your wife I know you would never get into such a situation. Funny though...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aero04 0 #15 November 11, 2003 A very funny Monday funny. Bwhahhahahahha!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #16 November 12, 2003 Thanks for the great story. My Birthday was November 10th too. Too bad I didn't read this then, would have brightened my "real" shitty 30th Birthday. So you turned 30 too? What time were you born and where?Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #17 November 12, 2003 30 sucked for me. From the very first day to the entire rest of the year. Right at the end of it, I started skydiving, and things started to improve.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #18 November 12, 2003 I got divorced for my first time on my 30th, so it sucked for me too! But the surprise b'day party was a great idea..BUSTED! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #19 November 12, 2003 Ahh...that was a very creative story...are you sure it didn't really happen? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #20 November 12, 2003 Well, that was 29 up to the day of my 30th. I'm hoping there will be some blue skies ahead though ...Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #21 November 12, 2003 i have 5 years still to 30..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
