kelel01 1 #1 January 23, 2004 So I woke up with a start early this morning, because I had just had a VERY strange dream . . . NYC, 14k feet AGL-- Jumping a 3-way with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, I realize I don't have my altimeter on, and I have no idea what altitude we're at, so I break off and track away, nothing but tall buildings and busy streets below me. I actually wave off, and then go to deploy, but my right arm won't move. I keep trying and trying, but the buildings are getting bigger. I actually then try to PUSH the PC out with my left hand, b/c in my head I'm thinking, "Shit, a terminal reserve opening is gonna hurt!". Then I finally go for my reserve handle, but I realize I'm wearing a button down coat over my entire harness! (For some reason, at this point in time I also become aware that Paris is still watching me.) I snake my left hand up under my jacket (still can't move my right arm) and FINALLY, at what I dream-determine to be about 500 feet, find the reserve handle and pull it . . . And then I wake up! No resolution! Damnit! Well, I probably would've been hit by a bus, so it's probably better that I woke up when I did. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 January 23, 2004 A piece of advise: NEVER EVER drink the bong water again __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #3 January 23, 2004 Morality : -never jump with a coat -turn your cypres on -leave Paris Hilton to the boys---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #4 January 23, 2004 So your right arm fell asleep or you were laying on it. That'll mess with you on jumping dreams. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 January 23, 2004 A 3-way with Paris Hilton. Isn't there a video of some sort already? As skinny as she is, she'd have to wear 14 lbs of lead. All her head down experience would probably pay off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #6 January 23, 2004 QuoteA 3-way with Paris Hilton. Isn't there a video of some sort already? you give me happythoughts ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 January 23, 2004 OMG! That was such an obvious joke, and it didn't occur to me! I must be losing my touch! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 January 23, 2004 You're not losing your touch, I just haven't been getting much attention lately so I'm a little preoccupied. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #9 January 23, 2004 That's weird. I had a dream about Paris Hilton last night too. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 January 23, 2004 Yeah, but I woke up dry. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #11 January 23, 2004 I'd interpurrret that as you wanting to take Paris for a wild ride.... it's o.k. I'm sure she'd be into it. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #12 January 23, 2004 Damn Girl that was a SLAM DUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have got to give you props for that one. Of course then again Cory is still learning the ropes and stepped on the land mine for that one. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laters, .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #13 January 23, 2004 QuoteYeah, but I woke up dry. Wow. I've got nothing for that. Nothing. I fold my hand. Well done. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 January 23, 2004 QuoteYeah, but I woke up dry. Kelly Note to self: "Self - Don't EVER set up kelel for a zinger like that. You'll get burned." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bshl 0 #15 January 23, 2004 QuoteA piece of advise: NEVER EVER drink the bong water again That's great! Is it patented or can I use it? Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #16 January 23, 2004 I had a dream about my ex-wife. We were back together.........again! Talk about a nightmare. I really need some free-fly time to clear my head, it's been weeks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
