diablopilot 2 #1 March 25, 2004 Hehehhehehhe---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 March 25, 2004 That gets right to the point. I like it :)7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 March 25, 2004 That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Here's a good one to make you happy....attached....So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdy2skydive 0 #4 March 25, 2004 Thank you both for those - they really made my day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #5 March 25, 2004 bwahahaha roflmaopimp...that is funny..I like that...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #6 March 25, 2004 Click meMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 March 25, 2004 More funny..... QuoteLittle Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 March 25, 2004 Those are great! Thanx for sharing!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #9 March 25, 2004 Why do I think I'm really glad I don't have sound on my computer at work? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skykimmer 0 #11 March 26, 2004 Makes me glad I'm your friend! (Do all your friends give you that warm feeling in your pants?) Kim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bshl 0 #12 March 26, 2004 Thanks to you both, JP and Max. Those are great! Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #14 March 26, 2004 Friendly Kitty 4 more to come Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #15 March 26, 2004 Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
