Conundrum 1 #1 March 29, 2004 Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, thats enough, I'll do the fucking dishes!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #2 March 29, 2004 LMAO, that is....that's...ugh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #3 March 29, 2004 Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjunior 0 #4 March 29, 2004 Outstanding PLEASE REMEMB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #5 March 29, 2004 LOL!!!!_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #6 March 29, 2004 hehehe Good one! (out of 5) mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #7 March 29, 2004 LOL! That is a Conundrum-grade joke! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #8 March 29, 2004 OMFG LMAO!! thats the best joke ever!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billymotox 0 #9 March 29, 2004 That's a good one. I'll have to remember that for my next meet the parents date billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #10 March 29, 2004 hmmm and i thought maybe you were trying something new. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #11 March 30, 2004 Pretty good one.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #12 March 30, 2004 thats pretty funny. but i dont think a baseball bat to the head would count as talking. _________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites