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MochaSkyChick

If you could rule the world....

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The first thing I would do is hire a bunch of people I trusted to actually rule the world, and then declare that I am to do only what I want to at any given time, at no cost to me. Not selfish in the least . . . :D

Oh, and I'd try to feed all the hungry people and stop the wars and stuff. ;)

Kelly

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Ok, so looks like I'll have to TAKE OVER the world, seeing as how I'm clearly not going to get voted into office . . .

But that was gonna be the SECOND thing on my list. And NO SKYDIVERS HAVE TO WORK, EVER!!! And we're all RICH!! Vote for Kelly for World Ruler in 2004!!! ;)

Kelly

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I'll tell you where I stand on that issue . . . I take a firm stance against hairy, overweight men wearing spandex. This kind of debauchery has gone on long enough, and I'll tell you, I think the American people and citizens of the world have had enough.

A vote for Kelly means a vote against banana hammocks!!! :D

Kelly

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umm, where do you stand on like, umm, how do I say this, umm, oh, i forgot



I also support the legalization of marijuana, for those who choose to partake. ;)

And if you don't smoke it, then it's not legal for you! What a fair compromise, don't you think? :D:D

I'm shaping up to be a good politician! ;)

Kelly

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I am just way too busy to fool about ruling the world - I'm going to let you do that while I go about building that DZ on that Hawaian Island...:PB|
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....would you?

What would be the first thing you would do?

Okay,
1. NO MORE HOMLESS PEOPLE everyone will have a home. I used to be homeless.

2. ALL sex offenders a slow and painful trip to hell!!

3. Free College Education, in my country college is free.

4. Develop a cure for the top 5 deadliest desiese.

5. Make skydiving an Olympic sport

6. If you have a USPA rating you get 50% of any rig you want providing that you agree to continue to teach for at least 1 year.

7. My personal favorite I get to jump with every member of the Pink Sky Mafia, 1 down(Katie) many more to go.B|

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I'd probably be assasinated within the first week. :S

Other than that, I'd kill all whuffos. Genocide is the most exausting act one can engage in, next to soccer. B|

BTW, I'm kidding, anyone who took offense to that, chill out. :P

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