MochaSkyChick 0 #1 April 28, 2004 ....would you? What would be the first thing you would do? I'm kinda curious...and bored...sitting in a hotel in Louisville, KY. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 April 28, 2004 The first thing I would do is hire a bunch of people I trusted to actually rule the world, and then declare that I am to do only what I want to at any given time, at no cost to me. Not selfish in the least . . . Oh, and I'd try to feed all the hungry people and stop the wars and stuff. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #3 April 28, 2004 If I ruled the world it would be a bounce-less society with DZ's in every town. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 April 28, 2004 QuoteIf I ruled the world it would be a bounce-less society with DZ's in every town. I like that answer...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #5 April 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf I ruled the world it would be a bounce-less society with DZ's in every town. I like that answer...... I'll ditto that one... PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 April 28, 2004 Ok, so looks like I'll have to TAKE OVER the world, seeing as how I'm clearly not going to get voted into office . . . But that was gonna be the SECOND thing on my list. And NO SKYDIVERS HAVE TO WORK, EVER!!! And we're all RICH!! Vote for Kelly for World Ruler in 2004!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #7 April 28, 2004 QuoteVote for Kelly for World Ruler in 2004!!! Hmmm, don't have my vote just yet.....where do you stand on hairy over-weight men wearing spandex that's too small??? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 April 28, 2004 I'll tell you where I stand on that issue . . . I take a firm stance against hairy, overweight men wearing spandex. This kind of debauchery has gone on long enough, and I'll tell you, I think the American people and citizens of the world have had enough. A vote for Kelly means a vote against banana hammocks!!! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #9 April 28, 2004 umm, where do you stand on like, umm, how do I say this, umm, oh, i forgot Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 April 28, 2004 I would make it mandatory that all the hot guys must send me pics of their ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #11 April 28, 2004 QuoteA vote for Kelly means a vote against banana hammocks!!! Kelly ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Girl, you're too much...shoo PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 April 28, 2004 Quote umm, where do you stand on like, umm, how do I say this, umm, oh, i forgot I also support the legalization of marijuana, for those who choose to partake. And if you don't smoke it, then it's not legal for you! What a fair compromise, don't you think? I'm shaping up to be a good politician! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #13 April 28, 2004 QuoteI would make it mandatory that all the hot guys must send me pics of their ass. There ya go Sunny, have at it. Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #14 April 28, 2004 I must say that you have the cutest ass I've seen in a while... PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #15 April 28, 2004 QuoteI must say that you have the cutest ass I've seen in a while... hell yeah I've got a cute ass! Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #16 April 28, 2004 I am just way too busy to fool about ruling the world - I'm going to let you do that while I go about building that DZ on that Hawaian Island...*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #17 April 28, 2004 Absolutely not. I would never want the job, responsibility, or pressure to take care of all the world's problems. But if Kelly wants to rule the world . . . I'm moving to the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zulu 0 #18 April 28, 2004 Quote....would you? What would be the first thing you would do? Okay, 1. NO MORE HOMLESS PEOPLE everyone will have a home. I used to be homeless. 2. ALL sex offenders a slow and painful trip to hell!! 3. Free College Education, in my country college is free. 4. Develop a cure for the top 5 deadliest desiese. 5. Make skydiving an Olympic sport 6. If you have a USPA rating you get 50% of any rig you want providing that you agree to continue to teach for at least 1 year. 7. My personal favorite I get to jump with every member of the Pink Sky Mafia, 1 down(Katie) many more to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #19 April 28, 2004 I'd probably be assasinated within the first week. Other than that, I'd kill all whuffos. Genocide is the most exausting act one can engage in, next to soccer. BTW, I'm kidding, anyone who took offense to that, chill out. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #20 April 28, 2004 QuoteI'm moving to the moon Big fan of the banana hammocks, are ya? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #21 April 28, 2004 QuoteI'm shaping up to be a good politician! Need a cabana boy, errr, campaign manager?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #22 April 28, 2004 QuoteNeed a cabana boy, errr, campaign manager?? Absolutely . . . but no speedos. It's part of my platform. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #23 April 28, 2004 QuoteAbsolutely . . . but no speedos. It's part of my platform. Loincloth ok?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #24 April 28, 2004 QuoteLoincloth ok?? My camp and I are still discussing this one. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #25 April 28, 2004 Kelly, if brains is your campaign boy, require him to wear his hot FF pants and bend over a lot. He has the best ass ever!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
WrongWay 0 #19 April 28, 2004 I'd probably be assasinated within the first week. Other than that, I'd kill all whuffos. Genocide is the most exausting act one can engage in, next to soccer. BTW, I'm kidding, anyone who took offense to that, chill out. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 April 28, 2004 QuoteI'm moving to the moon Big fan of the banana hammocks, are ya? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #21 April 28, 2004 QuoteI'm shaping up to be a good politician! Need a cabana boy, errr, campaign manager?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 April 28, 2004 QuoteNeed a cabana boy, errr, campaign manager?? Absolutely . . . but no speedos. It's part of my platform. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #23 April 28, 2004 QuoteAbsolutely . . . but no speedos. It's part of my platform. Loincloth ok?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 April 28, 2004 QuoteLoincloth ok?? My camp and I are still discussing this one. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 April 28, 2004 Kelly, if brains is your campaign boy, require him to wear his hot FF pants and bend over a lot. He has the best ass ever!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites