Skydiving Limericks...

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Cutaway

I lept from the plane with a yell
And ever so rapidly fell
I threw the PC
And what did I see
Not a good chute - aw hell

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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Really, does no one else have a cheezy skydiving limerick?

Pen, paper, and 25 seconds of your time is all it takes to make me giggle. Come on. I'm bored at work and you have the power to make me smile.

Please,

topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[Amanda965 0]

That's cool, I am just not creative like that! There has to be some that are already created though. An older skydiver at my dz has all kinds of cute little songs and sayings that he has heard over the years

Blue skies and SAFE landings!
~Amanda~

[JeffD 0]

Started IAD,
Nah, AFF is better
Can't wait for that one little letter.

[turtlespeed 212]

I went to Eloy for a Boogie
Half heartedly looking for nookie
And In the bent prop
On my butt I did drop
So I had a perfect view of the coochie!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I hurt my hand upon landing
Wouldn't have if I were standing
It seems to be
That for Lil' ole' me
This is a recurring ending...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I used to drop like a brick
But recently found a trick
To stay in the sky and hang with the guys
I have to de-arch quite a bit.
Now I fall at 126
And turning some points for kicks
Flatter is best to stay with the rest
My over-arching I did fix.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

C'mon, Seek!! Where ya at?? Ok, one more then I hafta go:

I have to work and it's sunny
But a girl hasta make her money
Have laptop, so I'll go
'Cause no one will know
That I'm geared up while on e-mail...how funny

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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OK - I'm back with another.

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Flight Plan

I landed once out in a field
'Fore the farmers had taken their yield
The corn, like a wall
Stood seven feet tall
Thus a case of beer I had to wield

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"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[Dougiefresh 0]

Downsize

There once was a boy at the dropzone
Who jumped a chute not his own
When he pulled you could see
A tiny canopy
He's lucky he didn't break any bones

Edited for a happy ending.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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Mom

I like to jump out of the planes
My mother, she thinks I'm insane
And Mom she knows why
We like the blue skies
So, she's always praying for rain

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"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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Sight

I jumped with my sunglasses once
Cause goggles just weren't cool enough
Here's where you find
Without contacts I'm blind
So landing it this time was rough

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"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[Tink1717 2]

Been there, done that.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

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Thank you

I used to just stare at the sky
Wondering if I should try
I thank you my friends
For taking me in
What a wonderful feeling - to fly

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins