tunaplanet 0 #1 June 25, 2004 News flash just in for the year 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only. 85 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lb.. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%. Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting Machine Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downplanetim 0 #2 June 25, 2004 thats sounds about like the truth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeasabird 0 #3 June 25, 2004 You forgot one: Skydiver lands with no parachute uninjured. Used what is called a "wingsuit". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #4 June 25, 2004 QuoteYou forgot one: Skydiver lands with no parachute uninjured. Used what is called a "wingsuit". I bet that hapens in some form long before then. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #5 June 25, 2004 Dude I know a handful of guys that are working on it right now,..... but if you mean sucessfully I don't know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #6 June 25, 2004 Quote Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. If only.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #7 June 25, 2004 England return the football world cup after 3 consecutive wins - FIFA ask England to play their second 11 next time to make it a more even competition... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #8 June 25, 2004 QuoteLast remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon). Thats awesome if i wait that long i won't have to go threw the citizenship testI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
