freefallfreak 0 #1 June 25, 2004 The Miracle of Toilet Paper... Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically come up with a suggestion... "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat I said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" I'm still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #2 June 25, 2004 For more information, see FFFs new self-help book entitled "How to get hospitalized by your woman in 10 easy steps"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 June 25, 2004 That's classic FFF!! Thanks for the morning chuckle. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #4 June 25, 2004 For sale: Container: Javelin Main Canopy: Sabre2 Reserve Canopy: PD Reserve AAD: Cypres Own is unable to jump do to his girlfriend foot being lodged in his butt... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #5 June 26, 2004 ROFLMAO!! Thanks!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #6 June 26, 2004 QuoteFor sale: Container: Javelin Main Canopy: Sabre2 Reserve Canopy: PD Reserve AAD: Cypres Own is unable to jump do to his girlfriend foot being lodged in his butt... ROFLMAO heheheheh<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #7 June 26, 2004 my god that made my stomach hurt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
