Viking 0 #1 April 3, 2002 30. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, screw Pilsner, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep loaded firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling's fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and salad instead of steak & potatoes. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a damn who won the Superbowl? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all backed up on the C: drive. 10. You know, I just don't look good tank tops. 9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 8. I've got two cases of Perrier for the Super Bowl. 7. Checkmate. 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 5. Hey, here's an episode of "The Dukes of Hazaard" that we haven't seen! 4. I don't really have a favorite NFL team. 3. You All. 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. AND NUMBER ONE.... 1. Hey Rob, you can't do her, she's only fourteen!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
INSANEDADDY 0 #2 April 3, 2002 Dude, That is fucking hilarious......I never hear any of those things down here in Texas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 April 3, 2002 You don't? hmmm..."Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #4 April 3, 2002 LOL............my main objective in life is to grow my belly big enough to set my beer and pork rinds on while watching TV. It would be a great time saver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #5 April 3, 2002 Quoteon while watching TV. doncha mean wraslin?.....there is no spoon--------------------Another place to play Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #6 April 3, 2002 Yeah! and the Dukes of Hazzard of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #7 April 3, 2002 Quote1. Hey Rob, you can't do her, she's only fourteen!edited for accuracy:1. Hey Rob, you can't do her, she's:a) only fourteen!b) a sheepc) your sisternothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #8 April 3, 2002 D) shes your mother!or # 31_That song "freebird" sucks, dont play it ever again.32I'm tradin in my truck for something more economical33I'm selling all of my rebel flag t-shirts34I think deer hunting is cruel and in today's society we need to focus on animal conservation, we can just get meat from the grocery store.35no I cant fix it, lets call the mechanic36my cholesterol level is way to high, no more fried foods for me thanks37that wine was a little too "woody" for my taste.ok-lol- I think some of them are starting to run into the original ones.....there is no spoon--------------------Another place to play Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 April 3, 2002 38) No, lets skip the Ft. Worth Stock Show this year39) I'm gonna stop dipping41) Hey, don't toss that can in the bed of the truck, it might fly out on the highway."Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #10 April 3, 2002 Yep, I reckon' ya'll will never hear a redneck say that!Ooo... Nice Giraffe... Why don't you come lay down over here in this soft Savanna ??? That's it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #11 July 16, 2004 42. Cheeze Wize isn't really cheese 43. Italian Opra is better then Greek Opra 44. The Double Wide is much to small for 14 childrenBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #12 July 16, 2004 45) Elvis Who???Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #13 July 16, 2004 Quote 41) Hey, don't toss that can in the bed of the truck, it might fly out on the highway. reply] Now thats fucking hilarious I am amazed at some of the bullshit people carry. No tailgate, no problem. Flatbed, great its not suppose to have a tailgate... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybill 19 #14 July 16, 2004 And for #42 (unless sombody else posted in the meantime then it's the next) "Fishing and drinking beer just don't go together!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #15 July 16, 2004 You mean "Lee who," right?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KawiZX900 0 #16 July 16, 2004 Have you seen Trailer Park Boys on BBCA??? thats funny..... this list. this list is crap. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skybill 19 #14 July 16, 2004 And for #42 (unless sombody else posted in the meantime then it's the next) "Fishing and drinking beer just don't go together!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #15 July 16, 2004 You mean "Lee who," right?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #16 July 16, 2004 Have you seen Trailer Park Boys on BBCA??? thats funny..... this list. this list is crap. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites