Dougiefresh 0 #1 July 23, 2004 Okay, so I had sex for the first time in 9 months last night. It was really really good, and she was quite talented, but I didn't ejaculate. Instead, I had like a 10 minute orgasm during which I was paralyzed. Could barely speak, and every muscle in my body was totally tense, but not in a cramping sort of way. My whole body tingled for a while. I was totally fine 1/2 hour later. Any other guys have this? Should I see a doctor? Or did I just manage to have the best sex I'm ever going to get? Women feel free to comment too. I think I scared her, she had never seen this before. p.s. no drugs involved, one glass of wine with dinner. edit: maybe I just forgot what it's like... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 July 23, 2004 Sounds cool to me. Sex is all about having fun... if you did then what's the worry? I've not experianced that before, but I've seen it in a chick... looked fun. I say run with it. All you gotta do now is figure out how to repeat it... that's where the real fun starts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 July 23, 2004 Quotep.s. no drugs involved, one glass of wine with dinner. Try some drugs, maybe it is better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #4 July 23, 2004 Well I'm torn between two possible responses: a) My answer to every "Sex Question" is always "YES!". b) Stop gloating, OK!!! Edited to add third option: c) Didn't you get the memo? It came out about three months ago. They changed sex. That's the way it is now."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #5 July 23, 2004 Ok, so I'm assuming that you had an alligator clip with the negative current on one nipple and the positive current on the other nipple. But did you remember to attach a ground wire (somewhere below the waist, as it will take less time to ground out)? If not, I bet that might be part of the reason for what you experienced. Are you using a 110 or 220 current, or a wet-cell battery of some sort? "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #6 July 23, 2004 QuoteOk, so I'm assuming that you had an alligator clip with the negative current on one nipple and the positive current on the other nipple. I was thinking something similar: Are you sure it was consensual? You weren't getting nailed with a stun-gun were you?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brumby 0 #7 July 23, 2004 Who cares. If it was good the what you worrying about!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #8 July 23, 2004 QuoteAre you using a 110 or 220 current, or a wet-cell battery of some sort? No, there was no Abu Grahib shit going on. Besides, I need my car battery! [public safety announcement] You're not supposed to do electrical play above the waist anyway, you can really damage your heart. [/announcement] Maybe I should write Dan Savage about this....Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 July 23, 2004 I'm thinkin' that after not having sex for 9 months that anyone would have seemed good! Sorry, I guess I'm not much help. Try it again and see if the same thing happens.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 July 23, 2004 Sounds tantric to me. Have you been playing with your pee pee a lot in the last 9 months? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #11 July 23, 2004 QuoteHave you been playing with your pee pee a lot in the last 9 months? Kittens run when they see me coming. Pun very much intended.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #12 July 23, 2004 QuoteSounds tantric to me. Have you been playing with your pee pee a lot in the last 9 months? Like, uhhhh, no. Why, what's that do?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 July 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteSounds tantric to me. Have you been playing with your pee pee a lot in the last 9 months? Like, uhhhh, no. Why, what's that do? Try it... right now. Turn your web cam on first though so I can walk you through it -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 July 23, 2004 Ok, but I dunno if I can figure out how to work this thingy...... THE WEB CAM YOU PERVERTS!!!!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #15 July 23, 2004 You're the one with a webcam, and we're the pervs????? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #16 July 23, 2004 I thought everyone had one...... You get it along with that cup-holder thingy on your computer....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #17 July 23, 2004 QuoteI thought everyone had one...... Just the pervs QuoteYou get it along with that cup-holder thingy on your computer.... So thats what it is! I though it didnt do a very good job cutting the ends of cigars...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 July 23, 2004 QuoteYou're the one with a webcam, and we're the pervs????? You got a mouse frog in your pocket Remi? Don't lump me in the same group as you! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #19 July 23, 2004 You almost had an out-of-body experience lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #20 July 23, 2004 DUDE THAT IS AWESOME!!!! What medicine are you on?? I wish I could orgasm like that!!!!! ROCK ON MAN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites