juanesky 0 #1 July 28, 2004 English is not easy... Three men, an Italian, a French and a Latin American went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first one: When I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun and the green grass and I think to myself: "I hope it will be a pink day." The French was next: "When I wake up in the morning I eat a yellow banana with a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV." Last was the Latin American: "When I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green... green..." and I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?""According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 July 28, 2004 boooooo Difference between a Pussy and a Cunt? Me either - they both taste the same to me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #3 July 28, 2004 "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 July 28, 2004 Erased - it - bad form on my partI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #5 July 28, 2004 QuoteErased - it - bad form on my part Thinking about it I decided to follow suit. Sometimes it is too easy type stuff and click post. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #6 July 28, 2004 well i don't know about those deleted posts, but i thought it was a funny joke MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 July 28, 2004 Here's a your Mamma Joke. . . . Yo mama so Fat, she tripped over Walmart, stumbled over Kmart, and landed right on Target!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #8 July 28, 2004 Yo mama so fat when she sits in the tub the water in the toilet rises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #9 July 28, 2004 They said a joke about difference between pussy and cunt.."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 July 28, 2004 Yo mamma so fat - when she says she's gunna sit around the house all she has to do is roll over half way.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #11 July 28, 2004 QuoteHere's a your Mamma Joke. . . . Yo mama so Fat, she tripped over Walmart, stumbled over Kmart, and landed right on Target! Old but a classic... I saw your momma kickin a can down the street, I asked what she be doing, she said 'movin' "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,647 #12 July 28, 2004 QuoteErased - it - bad form on my part No, just bad taste.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 July 28, 2004 Quote No, just bad taste Umm, If it taste bad, then you may be aiming a tad low. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #14 July 28, 2004 Quote Quote No, just bad taste Umm, If it taste bad, then you may be aiming a tad low. There, see the difference? that's bad form ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 July 28, 2004 Ahhhhhh - I get it now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
