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Vallerina

"Come" to our Vibe Boogie!

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i'll bring cases of Energizers so your bunnies just keep going and going and going.
I'm wide awake now and trying to buy a battery factory.
so can i come .. i mean watch ?
I am BATTERY MAN ! .... able to load viberators at freefly speeds ( in freefall)
More powerful than a gas powered double dong strap on....
Yes i'm sure i'm not still dreaming.
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Who's bringing the gas-powered one?

VROOOM!!!

:D

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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I told you I'll give you a ride on my Harley

It's a Sportster, so the engine is mounted right to the frame. No vibration dampening rubber mounts to degrade the experience.


Then you can use the old "Damn, we broke down again" excuse! B|
Mine redlines at 15,000 rpms... greater range of enjoyment. ;)
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Aimee, do you have something like that in your goodie bag?



Sounds to me she'll need a full length trailer for all you pervs, not a little wimpy-ass goody bag....



Pervs....




Hmmm, the trunk of my impala IS quite large, but gas powered? I'll have to work on it!

Again, what's with this Harley comparison....ok, it may feel good....but can it really do the trick?

Plus it can't be too useful on a cross country....canopy ride that is!!!!

Don't forget....any specialty item needs to be ordered by the first of next week to ensure delivery on time!!!!!:):P


I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!!

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Mine redlines at 15,000 rpms... greater range of enjoyment. ;)



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Again, what's with this Harley comparison....ok, it may feel good....but can it really do the trick?



Yes, it can do the trick. I've witnessed it. :)

"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
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Yea, King Tut wouldn't really hide anywere either:) plus, to get the best ride, you need to either have it in place before you put on the jumpsuit or not wear a full suit :$... how's that gonna happen w/ a full-size?!



You're planning to wear a jumpsuit? :(

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Mine redlines at 15,000 rpms... greater range of enjoyment.


The next thing you guys are going to be doing is comparing length and girth...:D

And, no motorcycle can compare to the purple thing! :D;) Or the real thing! :ph34r:
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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The Kinkmaster 2000 will try desperately to be there...and if not, will be there in spirit...:ph34r:...


Evil thoughts, evil thoughts, evil thoughts...>:(...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D


~R+R:)...Ahhhhh, that felt good...:P...
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Yeah, every Vibe Boogie needs a Kinkmaster....

Would she be sort of like a Master of Ceremonies!!!!??




If I must take on the responsibilities of the Kinkmaster, then I will be 'Master of Ceremonies' as well...:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:...

I WANT TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


~R+R>:(...Let the kinkyness begin...B|...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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I WANT TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



don't we all.............................................................................




Are you referring to the boogie or an orgasm? Or both...:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...Oh the choices...>:(...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Are you referring to the boogie or an orgasm? Or both



the boogie of course..... what did yo tink my mind was in the gutter or something????




Yes...:ph34r:...


~R+R>:(...Ok, fine...mine was...:D:D:D...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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