ifall 0 #1 September 24, 2004 If these are reposts I don't care they're too funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #2 September 24, 2004 Veryy funny, I don't quite understand nr. 3? --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #3 September 24, 2004 Note the female in the window to the right of the man yelling out the window. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 September 24, 2004 QuoteNote the female in the window to the right of the man yelling out the window. I still don't understand it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #5 September 24, 2004 Man... Don't you see the A/C unit out there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #6 September 24, 2004 Ok i get it, but wouldn't you look DOWN if you saw someone jump out of a window? Why look to your right? He's not gonna run around the corner on that little windowsill! --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 September 24, 2004 QuoteOk i get it, but wouldn't you look DOWN if you saw someone jump out of a window? Why look to your right? He's not gonna run around the corner on that little windowsill! Overanalyzing a joke is like dissecting a frog. You learn a lot about the frog, but at the end of the process, the frog is dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #8 September 24, 2004 QuoteOveranalyzing a joke is like dissecting a frog. You learn a lot about the frog, but at the end of the process, the frog is dead. My head was starting to hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #9 September 24, 2004 Bwahahaha!!! there is a DZ.commer that I have personally seen making that same face as in pic #6 I really should have gotten that pic from that trip!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 September 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteOk i get it, but wouldn't you look DOWN if you saw someone jump out of a window? Why look to your right? He's not gonna run around the corner on that little windowsill! Overanalyzing a joke is like dissecting a frog. You learn a lot about the frog, but at the end of the process, the frog is dead. I still don't get it, so it's probably best. Got a frog I can play with? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 September 24, 2004 A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #12 September 24, 2004 QuoteBwahahaha!!! there is a DZ.commer that I have personally seen making that same face as in pic #6 I really should have gotten that pic from that trip! i've made that face before in my avatar haha if only i still had the picture Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stimpy 0 #13 September 24, 2004 a lady that likes orgasms ? time to step up to the plate ! ok, i could help you there, if i wasn't married with two kids, and the fact my wife threatened to chop off my balls if I so much looked at another girl ! Guess my wife must like her orgasms ! blues all, s-------------------------------------------------- if you jump & drink beer - i'll talk to you ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 September 24, 2004 DAMNED cute avatar!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 September 24, 2004 My ten-year-old nephew told me this one: "Did you hear the one about the fly on the toilet seat? .....He got pissed off!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 September 24, 2004 Gotta remember that one.... " 'Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on" - Ancient proverb " Unless you're into that kind of thing" - Modern day additionMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 September 24, 2004 OMG how funny! I want whatever it is she has. Love the new avatar chaoskitty! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #18 September 24, 2004 THE EGG OLD QUESTION POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #19 September 24, 2004 I f*#$ing love that one!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybaby1975 0 #20 September 24, 2004 really funny..... thankswho's your mommy ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
