Only in Texas (or Alabama)

[Duckwater 0]

I saw this driving down the road in Ft Worth. He had a horn that played "Dixie" and he kept honking it for no reason. What do you bet this guy don't date much?

[christoofar 0]

This is just WRONG. But it's so TRUE.

Dude, you know Texans... especially the yea-hoos from that area. That guy probably already has a wife and two mistresses. It's the car, man... the car.

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[christoofar 0]

Have you been to San Antonio where we got the Truckvertibles?

They are usually in one of the following 3 varieties:

o Really old International, roof missing.

o Beat up Toyota, some of the roof is missing, almost like a bikini top gone bad. Vehicle is usually some bright awful color like neon purple or turqoise.

o 1980-1988 GMC truck, with hardly any passenger compartment left. No doors, either . Some even have the tailgate chopped in half.


You can only guess who drives that stuff around town.

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[AggieDave 6]

That's freak'n hilarious!

What a looser, but still funny.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[n2skdvn 0]

i can see by the looks of that car he has launched it a few times

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[nanook 1]

[narrator]"It was about that time the Duke boys knew they were in trouble"[/narrator] freeze scene where that butt ugly car gets airborne (induced by hitting a rabbit).

What is that? A Geo Metro?

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[Zep 0]

Naw it was a Grand Am with a Quad 4

Gone fishing

[Duckwater 0]

I forgot - I got a close up of the vanity plate and I think it gives a clue as to who this guy is!

[shropshire 0]

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What do you bet this guy don't date much?

Oh I dont know.... he may have a sister

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[gremlin 0]

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I forgot - I got a close up of the vanity plate and I think it gives a clue as to who this guy is!

Ohhhh!!!! You in trouble now!!

I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

[adamjenner 0]

that guy's got "classy" written all over him hahaha.
(if you couldn't tell i was being sarcastic)

but that's still pretty damn funny.

[christoofar 0]

That is just CLASSIC... hahaah

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[Shotgun 1]

Hmm, AggieDave has a car in UT colors!!???

[christoofar 0]

Considering I work with Aggies, I got tons of exers living in my building, and every other F150 "Texas Rig" I see has the 12th Man bumper sticker, I would guesstimate that AggieDave also wears maroon underpants, too.

Sometimes when I think Aggie.... the word "Neidermeyer" comes to mind. (No offense Dave)

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[Shotgun 1]

What does "Neidermeyer" mean????

And now I think AggieDave should post a picture of himself in his underpants... so we can all see what color he wears.

[christoofar 0]

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What does "Neidermeyer" mean????

If you ever watched Animal House you'll know exactly who that guy is.

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[AggieDave 6]

Now, now, I'm not a "Neidermeyer" and I don't have a General Lee wanna be car either. My underwear? Shit, who wears that? My truck is maroon, though.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Fishtank 0]

Hey now, that's my brother 'n law (also my cousin) an that THAAAAAAR is the General Wee-wee! So y'all be nice now...ya hear!