Brian425 0 #1 October 3, 2004 She had a great box. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #2 October 3, 2004 Bringing her home was easy, you could drop her off anywhere. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #3 October 3, 2004 Your occupation in profile says, 'whore in a suit'? hmmm....joke boy eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #4 October 3, 2004 I've been demoted, I'm a whore in business casual clothes. I wish I had the dignity of a suit. Just having fun. Couldn't jump today so i need to smile a little. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #5 October 3, 2004 same here, jk- hey, I can't talk, I wear a costume- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #6 October 3, 2004 Costume???? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 October 3, 2004 QuoteI wear a costume You aren't the SECOND stripper in pilot training on DZ.com are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #8 October 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteI wear a costume You aren't the SECOND stripper in pilot training on DZ.com are you? Not a stripper!! Not all dancers are strippers! Jeesh. Not that there's anything wrong w/ strippers mind you, I just don't happen to be in that business! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #9 October 3, 2004 okay Brian, (even though it seems callous I give to a homeless charity organization every year btw) here goes hon- Do Homeless people really get "Knock Knock" jokes?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #10 October 3, 2004 I was saving that one. It was my closer. It still made me smile. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #11 October 3, 2004 A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on jumps at a DZ instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I would never jump out of a perfectly good airplane!" "Will you spend the money on a lap dance with a stripper at a club instead of food?" the man asked. "What kind of lap dance would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, skydiving, and sex.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #12 October 3, 2004 (lame joke warning) Please don't kill me. T-shirt I saw said this: JERSEY GIRLS AREN'T TRASH. (trash gets picked up) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #13 October 3, 2004 Quote (trash gets picked up) not in Jersey ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmsmith 1 #14 October 3, 2004 I want to hear about the successful woman who dates a homeless man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #15 October 3, 2004 QuoteQuote (trash gets picked up) not in Jersey Heh,heh lmao, rofl once again, you slay me man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #16 October 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote (trash gets picked up) not in Jersey Heh,heh lmao, rofl once again, you slay me man hahahaaa.... yeah, funny stuff man.. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
