Would you rather eat.....

[Girlfalldown 0]

I can't claim this as my own but I heard it on TV tonight and it was so rediculushly (yes I meant that typo) fun that I thought I'd post it.

So...which would you eat?

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[Frenchy68 0]

Seeing eye dog's eyeballs are delicacies!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[IanHarrop 37]

Reminds me of the old joke...
How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the ripcord? The leash goes slack.

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[Squeak 17]

I could never finish a whole Gorilla.
And moreover, the gorliia and I could have a nice chat whilst eating our roast guide dog

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[Girlfalldown 0]

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I could never finish a whole Gorilla.
And moreover, the gorliia and I could have a nice chat whilst eating our roast guide dog

That's what I said too!!!!

I bet the gorilla tastes better though.

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[Squeak 17]

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I could never finish a whole Gorilla.
And moreover, the gorliia and I could have a nice chat whilst eating our roast guide dog

That's what I said too!!!!

I bet the gorilla tastes better though.

Yeah cause Gorillas don't eat dog food, or lick their own arse and balls

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[dixieskydiver 0]

I picked the gorilla, but it was only because I love dogs. I'm pretty sure the gorilla would try and assault me when I came home rather than wagging its tail and trying to lick me.

Dixie
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[peacefuljeffrey 0]

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So...which would you eat?

I'd eat the seeing eye dog.
Those are like, a dime a dozen.
A talking gorilla would be an amazing phenomenon, and too precious to simply eat. (Although...I hear that if you eat a gorilla you'll take on the gorilla's strength! )

I wonder if talking gorilla tastes like talking chicken...

-Jeffrey

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[AirMail 0]

Mmmmm.... Gorilla, the other white meat.

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[flyangel2 2]

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[AggieDave 6]

Can I kill both of them and make a stew? I'm sure both meats with some carrots, potatos, onions, some good spices and some A-1 sauce mixed into the stew would be very very good.

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[YahooLV 0]

Talking gorilla..."a little to the left....yeah, right there....don't stop don't stop!"



Did I just type that?

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I could never finish a whole Gorilla.
And moreover, the gorliia and I could have a nice chat whilst eating our roast guide dog

You good sir have to come and clean the beer off of my monitor