KevinMcGuire 0 #51 January 31, 2005 I once woke up to find that my female St Bernard was hiding her favorite slime covered raw hide chew bone under my pillow. I'm guessing she was doing that so that my other two male St Bernards wouldn't find it. I guess she thought I would look after it for her. At first I was pissed, but then, well she's just too damn cute to stay mad at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #52 January 31, 2005 She trusted you, you should be honored. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #53 January 31, 2005 Yea thats what I thought too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #54 January 31, 2005 QuoteDON'T check out the link if you want to sleep comfortably tonight! OK that does it, I'm switching over to the Hooray for Boobies! thread. yeah then I'll be able to sleep much more comfortably.... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #55 January 31, 2005 Cool. I had a creepy thread? I even creeped out grown men and gave them the heebiejeebies? My job here tonight is done. MUWAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAA! Sleep tight everyone!!!!! Don't let the bed bugs bite or anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 January 31, 2005 QuoteWhen I lived in TX a scorpion once fell off the ceiling fan onto my bed in my bedroom. In Florida, the scorpions like rotting vegetation. The tops of cabbage palms are a haven for them. I've seen them drop out of the tops onto people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #57 January 31, 2005 I once found a scorpion under my pillow, when we lived out in the country near Early/Brownwood, TX... We had SO many scorpions out there... One night my stepdad got stung by one and I thought he was gonna die from his reaction - don't think I've ever heard so many expletives at one time. The other weird thing I found in my bed (other than my husband ) was a lizard... When I lived in Quail Valley (near Perris) and had a Bengal cat that liked to hunt, and a pet door... I came home one night and started to get in bed and a big lizard ran out from under my pillow (and caused me to let out a good scream!). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #58 January 31, 2005 QuoteThe other weird thing I found in my bed (other than my husband ) was a lizard... Aussie + Lizard = OMG! You found Freaky Steve? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #59 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe other weird thing I found in my bed (other than my husband ) was a lizard... Aussie + Lizard = OMG! You found Freaky Steve? Yes... Well, actually it's Freaky Richard... or perhaps I should call him Freaky Dick. (I keep telling him he should go by Dick instead of Rich.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #60 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteThe other weird thing I found in my bed (other than my husband ) was a lizard... Aussie + Lizard = OMG! You found Freaky Steve? Yes... Well, actually it's Freaky Richard... or perhaps I should call him Freaky Dick. (I keep telling him he should go by Dick instead of Rich.)You married a freaky dick? How funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #61 January 31, 2005 Quoteor perhaps I should call him Freaky Dick Hummm... Frilled Neck Freaky Dick... That's kinda catchy. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #62 January 31, 2005 QuoteYou married a freaky dick? How funny!!! Well I do have strange tastes... He's even trained me to like Vegemite! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #63 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou married a freaky dick? How funny!!! Well I do have strange tastes... He's even trained me to like Vegemite! Ack! He's made you lose your mind! He is a freaky dick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #64 January 31, 2005 QuoteHere is another creature native to texas. The news people usually do a story on these about once a year. DON'T check out the link if you want to sleep comfortably tonight! http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html Those things are nasty. At one of the other places we used to live one of those suckers ran across the living room floor and scared my Mom half to death. The next day my Dad found a whole nest of them underneath the house. *squirms* Did I mention I hate bugs of all variety? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #65 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteHere is another creature native to texas. The news people usually do a story on these about once a year. DON'T check out the link if you want to sleep comfortably tonight! http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html Those things are nasty. At one of the other places we used to live one of those suckers ran across the living room floor and scared my Mom half to death. The next day my Dad found a whole nest of them underneath the house. *squirms* Did I mention I hate bugs of all variety? Those are really nasty. Ick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #66 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteor perhaps I should call him Freaky Dick Hummm... Frilled Neck Freaky Dick... That's kinda catchy. Should I get one of these collars for him? http://www.octavianacorsetry.com/_image15.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #67 January 31, 2005 QuoteShould I get one of these collars for him? http://www.octavianacorsetry.com/_image15.html It's kinda cool. Nothing better on Homo Depot though? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #68 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteor perhaps I should call him Freaky Dick Hummm... Frilled Neck Freaky Dick... That's kinda catchy. Should I get one of these collars for him? http://www.octavianacorsetry.com/_image15.html Is it just me, or does that look like adam sandler? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #69 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteShould I get one of these collars for him? http://www.octavianacorsetry.com/_image15.html It's kinda cool. Nothing better on Homo Depot though?Go to homo depot a lot do you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #70 January 31, 2005 QuoteGo to homo depot a lot do you? Doesn't everyone? I keep bumping into Shotgun and GFD everytime I go there... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #71 January 31, 2005 QuoteI keep bumping into Shotgun and GFD everytime I go there... You say that like it's a bad thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #72 January 31, 2005 QuoteYou say that like it's a bad thing. It's not, except when I'm behind you at the cashier and you keep using all these freakin' coupons... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 52 #73 January 31, 2005 Looks remarkably similar to what we know as the Parktown Prawn. Many folks make paper weights and other ornaments by encasing one of these crickets in resin. They are very, very ugly bugs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #74 January 31, 2005 I know this is a bug in my bed thread, so why do I keep opening these ugly bug pictures right before bed? I'm out before y'all traumatize me for life. G'night all, don't let the bed bugs.... nevermind. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
