freeflir29 0 #126 January 24, 2005 QuoteYou haven't seen too many nasty women then! No shit........I think he needs to go do an internship at the OB/GYN. I bet he MIGHT revise his statement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #127 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou haven't seen too many nasty women then! No shit........I think he needs to go do an internship at the OB/GYN. I bet he MIGHT revise his statement. Or just go to Rantoul. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #128 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou haven't seen too many nasty women then! No shit........I think he needs to go do an internship at the OB/GYN. I bet he MIGHT revise his statement. I gotta give you that. I'm a med tech in the AF and I've done OB rotations. That is some horrible shit! I stand corrected! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrock 0 #129 January 25, 2005 ok...after reading this whole thread...Jason, I have to say that I'm gonna make sure I eat lotsa eggs, beans and other yummy things before the next time I see you (Guys, since I jump with him, I'll make sure to let him know that girls DO fart ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #130 January 25, 2005 Quoteok...after reading this whole thread...Jason, I have to say that I'm gonna make sure I eat lotsa eggs, beans and other yummy things before the next time I see you (Guys, since I jump with him, I'll make sure to let him know that girls DO fart ) There IS no better way than to show him, and with a fury, plan it out that three or four of you get in the plane with him and light him up.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrock 0 #131 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteok...after reading this whole thread...Jason, I have to say that I'm gonna make sure I eat lotsa eggs, beans and other yummy things before the next time I see you (Guys, since I jump with him, I'll make sure to let him know that girls DO fart ) There IS no better way than to show him, and with a fury, plan it out that three or four of you get in the plane with him and light him up. Exactly...it'll be a well-coordinated attack. And since Orange has a higher-than-average number of girl skydivers.... I'll just say that he's in for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #132 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteok...after reading this whole thread...Jason, I have to say that I'm gonna make sure I eat lotsa eggs, beans and other yummy things before the next time I see you (Guys, since I jump with him, I'll make sure to let him know that girls DO fart ) There IS no better way than to show him, and with a fury, plan it out that three or four of you get in the plane with him and light him up. Exactly...it'll be a well-coordinated attack. And since Orange has a higher-than-average number of girl skydivers.... I'll just say that he's in for it! Orange needing anyone theses days?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrock 0 #133 January 25, 2005 Quote Orange needing anyone theses days? AFAIK, Turtle, we're always needing people, especially packers and vidiots. Ned's the guy to talk to if you're interested. These winter months have been slow, but it'll get kickin' again once it warms up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #134 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuote Orange needing anyone theses days? AFAIK, Turtle, we're always needing people, especially packers and vidiots. Ned's the guy to talk to if you're interested. These winter months have been slow, but it'll get kickin' again once it warms up. I'm just in it to be pimped out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #135 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteJEFF! That's sick. Also, I'm wondering how the hell he would know about that... My first real gf insisted on remaining a virgin.......However.........! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #136 January 25, 2005 Quoteokay reBECCA. I'm not thaaaat freakin old!!! Besides, its a good thing I don't know your middle name, as you know in a good old Texas scolding you get yelled at by your first and middle name. REBECCA ANNE (??) be careful, you are walking a thin line for making me feel old. and, for JEFFFFERRRRY...I thought you were a gentleman. I'll have a surprise at 10K for you on our next jump. Beer, eggs, and tuna the day before I jump. ..................so, be nice ...okay.. I will tell everyone over the PA that you poo'd your pants!!!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #137 January 25, 2005 QuoteAnd since Orange has a higher-than-average number of girl skydivers.... I'll be in the area for several weeks of training soon. I'll certainly come and be naked with you guys. I guess I'll even not mind if you fart in the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #138 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd since Orange has a higher-than-average number of girl skydivers.... I'll be in the area for several weeks of training soon. I'll certainly come and be naked with you guys. I guess I'll even not mind if you fart in the plane. be careful what you wish forI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #139 January 25, 2005 Quotebe careful what you wish for My only request is that if chicks fart in the plane that they let me see where it came from! And then stick things in there........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #140 January 25, 2005 QuoteOoh, yeah, you've got a nasty shock waiting for you - we ALL fart. Nasty ones, loud ones, sneaky silent ones, cute poots, and room-clearing, eye-watering sonic booms, all of 'em. The sooner you start finding girl farts funny ('cause they are), the better. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tears are rolling.. I am laughing so hard.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #141 January 25, 2005 I woulda said "hey, that was about an 8, like you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrock 0 #142 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuotebe careful what you wish for My only request is that if chicks fart in the plane that they let me see where it came from! And then stick things in there........ ...so I was gonna say look me up when you get in the area, but now...um...right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #143 January 25, 2005 Nothing but expletives come to mind JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!! ERGGHH!! Enough things have been announced over that damned PA. I'm sooo sweet and undeserving of further harrassment. Give me a break. I'll behave. Beware when the facemask is closed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #144 January 25, 2005 QuoteNothing but expletives come to mind JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!! ERGGHH!! Enough things have been announced over that damned PA. I'm sooo sweet and undeserving of further harrassment. Give me a break. I'll behave. Beware when the facemask is closed Jeff, in his best "Attention K-Mart Shoppers" voice: On the way to altitude, Scary POO'd her pants, killed everyone on the load except for a few fortunate souls who were near the door(and they still managed to put a 4 way together!) and while in freefall the mess got even bigger! Just look for yourself!!!!!!!!!! This is the best I can do just off the top of my head, but by Saturday, I am sure I can think of something better! HAHAHAAHA!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #145 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotebe careful what you wish for My only request is that if chicks fart in the plane that they let me see where it came from! And then stick things in there........ ...so I was gonna say look me up when you get in the area, but now...um...right HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #146 January 25, 2005 Quoteok...after reading this whole thread...Jason, I have to say that I'm gonna make sure I eat lotsa eggs, beans and other yummy things before the next time I see you (Guys, since I jump with him, I'll make sure to let him know that girls DO fart ) Addie, Noooooooooooooooooo! Tell me your not one of those chicks, PLEASE! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #147 January 25, 2005 well... was she there last night? Did she "try to get you attention" again? Did you return the acknowledgement? Tell us more of the story.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #148 January 25, 2005 Quotewell... was she there last night? Did she "try to get you attention" again? Did you return the acknowledgement? Tell us more of the story.... No, she wasn't there dammit! I really wanted to share with her how disgusted I was. I was also hoping to tell her about the internet conversation that was generated by her flatulent arse. I'm sure I will see her again The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #149 January 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteok...after reading this whole thread...Jason, I have to say that I'm gonna make sure I eat lotsa eggs, beans and other yummy things before the next time I see you (Guys, since I jump with him, I'll make sure to let him know that girls DO fart ) There IS no better way than to show him, and with a fury, plan it out that three or four of you get in the plane with him and light him up. Exactly...it'll be a well-coordinated attack. And since Orange has a higher-than-average number of girl skydivers.... I'll just say that he's in for it! I just found this thread. Dude, this is some funny shit. But please, let me know the load on which you are going to attack so I can skip it. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #150 January 27, 2005 FFFFFrrrrrrrrrruuuppppppp oh - ' Scuse me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
