OrangeJumper 0 #1 January 24, 2005 This morning when I was at the gym, I noticed this some what attractive woman lifting weights. Well, I just so happened to be lifting by a water fountain that was in the free weight room. After about 5 minutes of me noticing her, she walks over to the water fountain to get a drink. After she takes a drink and walks past me, she unleashes this horrible fart that smelled like a whole bag of rhino ass. WTF man, I was in shock. I couldn't believe this woman busted ass right as she walked pasted me and she didn't even miss a beat. She made it seem like it was perfectly normal and she went on about her buisness; not even a freaking excuse me. Could someone help me out here? Am I the only one that thinks that is absolutely horrible or is that ok? What kind of woman just busts ass in the gym? Call me old fashioned but that was one of the nastiest things I have ever seem from a woman! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 January 24, 2005 BWAAAAQHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA.... Oh, man... I need that comedy break...thanks!! Sorry ya got gut-bombed, but still damned funny!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #3 January 24, 2005 ya... try every guy in the gym I belong to - its gross I actually overhead one of them say "Ya, well... guys can't feel when its coming on..." pahleeze JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 January 24, 2005 Bwahahahaha!!!! I wonder if she did it on purpose? You didn't perchance wink at her, give her the exaggerated up-and-down or do that nasty tongue thing at her while you were checking her out, did you? 'Cause if you did, that nasty ripper would have been even more awesome. If you didn't, well, it's still funny. I would have said excuse me though. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #5 January 24, 2005 QuoteBwahahahaha!!!! I wonder if she did it on purpose? You didn't perchance wink at her, give her the exaggerated up-and-down or do that nasty tongue thing at her while you were checking her out, did you? 'Cause if you did, that nasty ripper would have been even more awesome. If you didn't, well, it's still funny. I would have said excuse me though. I wasn't checking her out, I just noticed her. It wasn't like this was some quiet squeaky accident poot, this was the kind that you grab on to something for support before unleashing the fury. What kind of bumpkin ass woman does that? I almost dropped my freaking weights it was so loud. It would have been different if it was from across the room but her nasty ass crop dusted me, NOT COOL! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 January 24, 2005 You have to admire that in a woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #7 January 24, 2005 So, did ya ask her out? I mean you have to kinda admire the boldness of doing that _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #8 January 24, 2005 QuoteI wasn't checking her out, I just noticed her. QuoteAfter about 5 minutes of me noticing her So you were "noticing" her for five minutes, but not checking her out? Yeah dude, she told you! In no uncertain terms, I might add. Thanks for the laugh. Ya might want to work on being a little smoother about "noticing" chicks. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #9 January 24, 2005 Maybe she was trying to see JUST HOW INTERESTED ARE YOU?_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 January 24, 2005 QuoteMaybe she was trying to see JUST HOW INTERESTED ARE YOU? A sort of assid test, perhaps? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #11 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteI wasn't checking her out, I just noticed her. QuoteAfter about 5 minutes of me noticing her So you were "noticing" her for five minutes, but not checking her out? Yeah dude, she told you! In no uncertain terms, I might add. Thanks for the laugh. Ya might want to work on being a little smoother about "noticing" chicks. No, I was not checking her out, she wasn't that attractive. What I meant to say was she walked over to the water fountain 5 minutes after I initially noticed her. All I'm saying is that I would only expect woman that looked like the woman in the pic I attached to do something like that. Call me shallow if you will but it's the truth. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 January 24, 2005 So, call me crazy, but I'm sensing that her gender is really increasing the ick factor here. If instead a guy had walked by and pulled a Pepe Le Pew on you, what would your reaction have been? No offense, but I'm still cracking up over this! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #13 January 24, 2005 Just what I thought. Gee people, get over it, people fart!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 January 24, 2005 QuoteGee people, get over it, people fart! Especially chicks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteGee people, get over it, people fart! Especially chicks! It could have a been a "Chicks don't fart" fart... she drops ass and dares him to say something about it....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #16 January 24, 2005 QuoteSo, call me crazy, but I'm sensing that her gender is really increasing the ick factor here. If instead a guy had walked by and pulled a Pepe Le Pew on you, what would your reaction have been? No offense, but I'm still cracking up over this! Honestly, it's still nasty but it wouldn't have bothered me as much as this. Yes, the gender thing has a lot to do with my current state of shock. I rank this up there with hearing your mother say fuck for the first time. I guess I just don't expect women to do shit like that. I don't know, I just need a hug. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #17 January 24, 2005 yeah, just wait till your married. hell, we boil up some cabage just too bring it on. if you dont want women to fart near you, go work out in a mens only gym. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #18 January 24, 2005 Man, I'm with you here. Like you said, call me old fashioned, but I shit you not when I say that there are not many things in this world I hate more than a woman who blatantly farts or burps. I mean, I realize it happens sometimes, and that's fine; but when they make a show out of it, ugh... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #19 January 24, 2005 OMG!!! That is truly one of the grossest pictures I've ever seen. But, yes I'm sure that she (it) could really let one rip, and we'd feel the aftershocks later. ......now, that pic is just...........eeew....I'm scarred from that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #20 January 24, 2005 Quoteyeah, just wait till your married. hell, we boil up some cabage just too bring it on. if you dont want women to fart near you, go work out in a mens only gym. Dude, are you freaking kidding me? You are cool with that? See, that is why I will never get married because people get way to comfortable after marriage. I know nothing would make me happier than watching my significant other purposely busting ass for her amusement. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #21 January 24, 2005 QuoteMan, I'm with you here. Like you said, call me old fashioned, but I shit you not when I say that there are not many things in this world I hate more than a woman who blatantly farts or burps. I mean, I realize it happens sometimes, and that's fine; but when they make a show out of it, ugh... Amen, God bless you brother. Is that not the nastiest shit ever. There is nothing sexy about a woman purposely shitting on her self, NASTY!!! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #22 January 24, 2005 Ooh, yeah, you've got a nasty shock waiting for you - we ALL fart. Nasty ones, loud ones, sneaky silent ones, cute poots, and room-clearing, eye-watering sonic booms, all of 'em. The sooner you start finding girl farts funny ('cause they are), the better. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #23 January 24, 2005 yeah, i am searous! dude, she rides quads, skydives, yoga's, has a nose for real esate, drives a jeep, married me in freefall, and weighs 105 pounds. its about being free in your mind. we all laughed at this stuff when we were kids, i guess we never grew up and got....old. but if it aint for you, it aint for you, ya know ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #24 January 24, 2005 REBECCA!!! Maybe I'm a little old fashioned, but Girlz don't FART!! We tootle...and they are cute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 January 24, 2005 Quote Dude, are you freaking kidding me? You are cool with that? See, that is why I will never get married because people get way to comfortable after marriage. I know nothing would make me happier than watching my significant other purposely busting ass for her amusement. Dude, that's how you know when the honeymoon is over... not only do you NOT leave the room to fart, but you pull the covers over her head first!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
