BillyVance 34 #1 May 20, 2005 I know someday I will die. I also know that there are several ways to die. Sadly that’s just the way life goes. That’s why today I am going to show you three ways I would like to die. Of course, I don’t want to die, but, since I have to, I want it this way! Edited to add: NSFW Footnote: These pictures were in a powerpoint presentation file that also had sound effects embedded in. Sounded like James Brown screeching "I feel good!" or something... So if you want the pps file, PM me and I will email it to you..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #2 May 20, 2005 QuoteI know someday I will die. I also know that there are several ways to die. Sadly that’s just the way life goes. That’s why today I am going to show you three ways I would like to die. Of course, I don’t want to die, but, since I have to, I want it this way! Footnote: These pictures were in a powerpoint presentation file that also had sound effects embedded in. Sounded like James Brown screeching "I feel good!" or something... So if you want the pps file, PM me and I will email it to you... You have to die. Foolish mortal. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 May 20, 2005 I don't plan on. Seems like such a waste of effort for so little reward. Then again I always was a lazy bastard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #4 May 20, 2005 QuoteSounded like James Brown screeching "I feel good!" or something... I want to know how the heck you heard it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 May 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteSounded like James Brown screeching "I feel good!" or something... I want to know how the heck you heard it. I could hear something but couldn't make it out, but my co-worker was looking over the cubicle wall at me, and I obviously knew it was too loud and was feverishly trying to stop the presentation! Later, he told me what the sounds were... For a moment I was scared that it sounded like people screaming in orgasmic spasms!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freekflyguy 0 #7 May 20, 2005 When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleeep like my grandfather. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in the bus he was driving at the time. BuzzIt's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darryn 0 #8 May 20, 2005 When I die, I need one of you to come get the porn out of the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #9 May 20, 2005 You have waaay too much time on your hands.. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 May 21, 2005 QuoteNSFW!!!! what the hell is not safe? they are just skeletons dude jesus i swear this country is so up tight about the human body.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #11 May 21, 2005 Talk about the Grateful Dead !!! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigorangemd 0 #12 May 21, 2005 Talk about getting a boner! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibochet 0 #13 May 21, 2005 holy shit... Arthur you better take care of me the instant you get your hands on me in the airport. (insert emoticon for spine tingling orgasm). position one looks very appealing right now... I just got wet from the visual that two skeletons gave me. Christ I'm in need of a damn good fucking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 May 21, 2005 Quoteholy shit... Arthur you better take care of me the instant you get your hands on me in the airport. (insert emoticon for spine tingling orgasm). position one looks very appealing right now... I just got wet from the visual that two skeletons gave me. Christ I'm in need of a damn good fucking. I will be there in two days to do my duty to the best of my abilityI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
