Tink1717 2 #26 June 2, 2005 Oh, limericks eh? Here's one: in days of old, when Knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented, they tied a sock around their cock and babies were prevented.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #27 June 2, 2005 When I was young and in my teens, I met a girl from New Orle'ens. She was young a pretty too, and had this thing called ring-dang-doo. ... anybody remember the rest? Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #28 June 2, 2005 QuoteThere once was a man from Nantucket Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it! oh....my....god. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #29 June 2, 2005 The filthy group songs were the best. 100 guys singing a refrain, '...Ten pounds of titty in a loose brazziere Twatty's a twitchin' like a moose's ear Dirty rubbers floatin' in my beer Simple things remind me of you, babe ...' No sane woman for miles. I have to leave now, I'm sobbing with rugby nostalgia. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #30 June 2, 2005 Yes, there were always women who would drop by a rugby party. None ever returned for another one. "Who can take a glass rod Put it in your dick Lay it over a table and smash it with a brick The S&M man, the S&M Man The S&M Man because he mixes it with love And makes the hurt feel good. The hurt feel good." Edited to add: I do miss those rugby days. Every team has a hooker, and as a prop, I was that hooker's protection. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #31 June 2, 2005 There once was a man from Venus Who had a gigantic penis He made all the girls shout When he stuck in then out And they called him the very meanest -Steven P in Mrs. Durishin's 9th grade English clase, Springhouse Junior High School AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #32 June 2, 2005 QuoteOh, limericks eh? Here's one: in days of old, when Knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented, they tied a sock around their cock and babies were prevented. Ummm - that's a poem but not a Limerick. Rhyme in a Limerick goes AABBA. There was a young man from Kent Whose equipment was terribly bent to save himself trouble he put it in double and instead of coming he went. There was an old queer from Khartoum took a lesbian up to his room as he turned out the light he said "Let's get this right "who does what, where, when, how, and to whom".... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #33 June 2, 2005 Rugby songs? Here's a favorite, generally attributed to the MP for Cambridge in the 1930s, although he never commented... homepages.tcp.co.uk/~nicholson/eskimo.html#Eskimo%20Nell... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #34 June 2, 2005 There once was a man from Chanute, Who was troubled by warts on his root. He put acid on these, and now when he pees, he can finger his root like flute.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #35 June 2, 2005 There once was a priest from Siberia Who's morals were somewhat inferior. He did to a nun, what he shouldn't have done, and now she's a mother superior.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #36 June 2, 2005 There once was a Vassar B.A., who pondered the question all day. Of what it would be if C-U-N-T was divided by C-O-C-K. A young PhD passing by, she gave him the problem to try. He worked the division, with perfect precision. And the answer was B-A-B-Y.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #37 June 3, 2005 A man from Provincetown, Mass Had testicles made out of brass. He banged them together To play "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #38 June 3, 2005 Ever seen the movie Breaker Morant? There once was a man from Australia Who painted his ass like a dahlia The color was right All yellow and white, But the aroma...ooh, that was a failuah! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #39 June 3, 2005 OK, here's one i'm making up: A skydiver appointed as spotter, Who'd ate more beans than he oughter, Made the jumpers all shout And the tandems pass out When he cut the cheese in the Otter. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #40 June 3, 2005 There once was a man named Dave Who kept an old slut in a cave She shriveled and shrunk And smelled like a skunk But think of the money he saved!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #41 June 3, 2005 QuoteOK, here's one i'm making up: A skydiver appointed as spotter, Who'd ate more beans than he oughter, Made the jumpers all shout And the tandems pass out When he cut the cheese in the Otter. Thats beutiful! I swear some people shit there pants. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #42 June 3, 2005 QuoteI haven't heard that Nantucket one in a loooong time! Here's two other ones from the poop joke stage in my life... oh wait, I've never grown out of that stage! There was a man from the bluegrass who had two balls made of brass and in bad weather he'd rub them together and lightning would shoot out of his a$$. Okay, we need some remedial poetry lessons on meter... -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #43 June 3, 2005 QuoteThere once was a man from Nantucket Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it! Ding DIng Ding LMAO We have a winner! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #44 June 3, 2005 "Alone sat the young Duke of Buckingham...." Can anyone finish this? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #45 June 3, 2005 Quote"Alone sat the young Duke of Buckingham...." ... Wrote a treatise on cunts, and on fucking 'em. But a clever young Turk Eclipsed this great work With a treatise on cocks, and on sucking 'em. AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #46 June 3, 2005 there was a young man from Bombay who fashioned a cunt out of clay he stuck in his dick the clay turned to brick and he wore his foreskin awayYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites