Designer 0 #26 June 22, 2005 Humm,go home and kick your boyfriend or girlfriend where it will hurts the most.Kick him in the balls.Her in the head!(lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 June 22, 2005 Today I had some people come out to tinker with my outside electrical fixtures and toil in the sun. While they were here, I did what I do best when I find myself in the proximity of work - I evaded it carefully. I drove around on the lawn mower. However, my mower has a cup holder and I had a cup of Pepsi on ice. I think I spilled some when I hit a bump and I am still upset about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #28 June 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteyesterday, my alarm clock took a shit, and I woke up 4 hours late for work. 4 hours late? How on earth do you wake up 4 hours late? Even without the alarm? If my alarm didn't go off then I would never wake up, ever. It would be awesome!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #29 June 22, 2005 QuoteThen hang out and look thirsty in the bar and when somebody asks if they can buy you a drink ask for a pitcher of margaritas and two hot links. "Can I get you something, cutie?" The just go hog wild. When the guy is all flabergasted, ask him if he has any real estate needs and drop my card on him for a referral fee. Work it. Biotch. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #30 June 22, 2005 QuoteMy phone won't stop ringing with other peoples fuck ups Damn, thats a good day for me..... (wait, thats not good is it????????)HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 June 22, 2005 QuoteI'm having a really fucking busy shitty-crap day! GAHHHH! Come work with me for one day. You'll come to appreciate how nice your life is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #32 June 22, 2005 Stop answering the phone, you'll feel much better! Quote no no no, you've got it all wrong, unplug the phone from the wall, then hold it to your ear like you are talking on it, if you're really good you can fall asleep like that and look like you are still talkingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NoseFallDown 0 #33 June 22, 2005 Woo-Hooooo! I so feel for ya. Shimon-A!! My life recently has sucked too000-ya. Wuhhh-uhh!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #34 June 22, 2005 NoseFallDown..... ok who is this? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #35 June 22, 2005 I was wondering the same thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #36 June 22, 2005 He babe.. One word.. CHOCOLATE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #37 June 22, 2005 QuoteHe babe.. One word.. CHOCOLATE!! And two more to add to that one: Haagen Daas My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
NoseFallDown 0 #33 June 22, 2005 Woo-Hooooo! I so feel for ya. Shimon-A!! My life recently has sucked too000-ya. Wuhhh-uhh!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #34 June 22, 2005 NoseFallDown..... ok who is this? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #35 June 22, 2005 I was wondering the same thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #36 June 22, 2005 He babe.. One word.. CHOCOLATE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #37 June 22, 2005 QuoteHe babe.. One word.. CHOCOLATE!! And two more to add to that one: Haagen Daas My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites