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Girlfalldown

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

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Today I had some people come out to tinker with my outside electrical fixtures and toil in the sun.

While they were here, I did what I do best when I find myself in the proximity of work - I evaded it carefully. I drove around on the lawn mower.

However, my mower has a cup holder and I had a cup of Pepsi on ice. I think I spilled some when I hit a bump and I am still upset about that.
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Then hang out and look thirsty in the bar and when somebody asks if they can buy you a drink ask for a pitcher of margaritas and two hot links.

"Can I get you something, cutie?"

The just go hog wild.

When the guy is all flabergasted, ask him if he has any real estate needs and drop my card on him for a referral fee.

Work it.

Biotch.



:D:D:D:D:D:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Stop answering the phone, you'll feel much better!
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no no no, you've got it all wrong, unplug the phone from the wall, then hold it to your ear like you are talking on it, if you're really good you can fall asleep like that and look like you are still talking:P

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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