kingbunky 3 #1 July 21, 2005 in real life, i'm a unix admin (of sorts), and today i had to create a unix account for a new user. his name? peter johnson. i was very tempted to set his password to 'dick', but i don't know what kind of sense of humour the guy has. his parents obviously had a healthy one. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 July 21, 2005 what about setting it to 'phallus' ...or 'stick' Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #3 July 21, 2005 how about "tallywhacker"? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlestranger 0 #4 July 21, 2005 what's a luser? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #5 July 21, 2005 Quotewhat's a luser? local user__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katzurki 0 #6 July 21, 2005 I don't get it. Care to explain the gist of the joke? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #7 July 21, 2005 "Peter" and "Johnson" are both slang terms for a penis__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #8 July 21, 2005 Quotewhat's a luser? Very old and very geeky joke: Clicky I will leave it as an exercise to figure out what a LART is... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #9 July 21, 2005 LA Rapid Transit Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #10 July 21, 2005 Quote I will leave it as an exercise to figure out what a LART is... The LART is a small yet powerful embedded computer capable of running Linux. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club Luser attitude readjustment tools LART is a catchall term for the tool which accomplishes your task Large Animal Resce Team Latino Artists Round Table Did I get it? "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlestranger 0 #11 July 21, 2005 QuoteDid I get it? Came pretty close... From the website Rasmack directed me to... A Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (LART) is "something large, heavy and painful, used to respond appropriately to particularly annoying lusers." Other names for a LART include cluebat, clue stick, clue-by-four and Board of Education. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #12 July 22, 2005 QuoteA Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (LART) is "something large, heavy and painful, used to respond appropriately to particularly annoying lusers." Other names for a LART include cluebat, clue stick, clue-by-four and Board of Education. This is the definition I know of, but we may have to award brother Salsa extra points to have been able to come up with multiple definitions HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #13 July 22, 2005 QuoteCame pretty close... Pun intended? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
rasmack 0 #12 July 22, 2005 QuoteA Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (LART) is "something large, heavy and painful, used to respond appropriately to particularly annoying lusers." Other names for a LART include cluebat, clue stick, clue-by-four and Board of Education. This is the definition I know of, but we may have to award brother Salsa extra points to have been able to come up with multiple definitions HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #13 July 22, 2005 QuoteCame pretty close... Pun intended? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
