cindee 0 #101 July 21, 2005 Quote but i would be breaking my word if i published the ones have taken, and keeping my word allows me all sorts of interesting opportunities i would otherwise miss.... Great answer! Trust is essential. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #102 July 21, 2005 Quotethe rubber cat toy balls with bells inside. If they drop it, it makes a racket and means stop A set of keys works well too if you're not into cat toys Allegedly. Really, if you are into gags, you really should use something like this.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #103 July 21, 2005 QuoteReally, if you are into gags, you really should use something like this. I'll remember that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #104 July 22, 2005 No fun to tell.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fallingchip 0 #105 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteOKLAHOMA........... Ugh! That would remind me WAY too much of Steve Martin as Ruprecht the monkey boy prancing around banging pots and pans yelling, "Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma!!" This post was bringing a smile , but when I read that I started laughing my ass off . What movie was that?______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #106 July 22, 2005 QuoteWhat movie was that? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. A CLASSIC! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 26 #107 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat movie was that? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. A CLASSIC! Can I go the the bathroom? Yes. Thank you Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,478 #108 July 23, 2005 >do people die doing this?? The only people I've heard who have managed to kill themselves did so by asphyxiation i.e. strangulation or a plastic bag over the head. Needless to say those aren't such good ideas. In most 'normal' BDSM situations (I can't believe I just wrote that) the top has the responsibility to make sure the bottom can breathe, isn't hurting too much etc. They also have to make sure that nothing the bottom does while struggling can cause anything bad to happen, because most bottoms like to struggle. For example, if you have something attached to someone's neck and they are standing there, it has to be rigged such that if they fall they don't break their necks or strangle (or it has to be rigged so they can't fall.) >It is definitely interesting to a point, but I dont know if I could relax > enough without AIR to BREATHE that I could enjoy it without > spazzing out. Yeah, the term for that is squick. A squick is a thing that just grosses you out, or really bugs you. Just getting tied up is enough to do it for some people who are claustrophobic. Other people get bothered by being visible to the public, or by not being able to see, or by not being able to hear. For other people, of course, those are major turn-ons. Thus communication beforehand about this stuff is essential. >It is neat to see how far people go though, I would defnitely be up > for experimentation, just a ? of "how far is too far?" Yep! Just make sure you talk beforehand about how far you want to push it, and what you definitely don't want to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cindee 0 #109 July 23, 2005 Quote The only people I've heard who have managed to kill themselves did so by asphyxiation i.e. strangulation or a plastic bag over the head. Needless to say those aren't such good ideas. I work for in an accident and healh insurance department. It was surprising the number of death claims we received for this reason. Now the Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies exclude "auto-erotica". __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #110 July 23, 2005 I remembered this from a few years ago. Anytime things start going wrong at work someone yells "Armageddon, Armageddon". Quote"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously awry. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again. I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers. This fire in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil. Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Poor Gerbil. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #111 July 23, 2005 As I understand, it's an urban legend.... don't recall where I read about it, though... it's not on Snopes, oddly enough...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #112 July 23, 2005 Yeah, I've seen a couple different versions of it, I just thought it was a good example of a Safe Word. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #113 July 23, 2005 I just fell out of my fucking chair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #114 July 23, 2005 QuoteIn most 'normal' BDSM situations (I can't believe I just wrote that Bill made a FUNNY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #115 July 23, 2005 Wow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #116 July 23, 2005 QuoteWow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... But isn't it fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #117 July 23, 2005 QuoteWow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... Do you mean number wise or sink this low Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #118 July 23, 2005 Quote Do you mean number wise or sink this low Both Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #119 July 24, 2005 Quote Wow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... I feel that was a very informative and educational post as to the proper use of a "safe word". It also explains why insurance companies would exclude "auto-erotica" in their Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies and shows the dangers of firing gerbils from you ass. QuoteTomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil. Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Plus its a pretty funny story. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #120 July 24, 2005 QuoteQuote Wow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... I feel that was a very informative and educational post as to the proper use of a "safe word". It also explains why insurance companies would exclude "auto-erotica" in their Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies and shows the dangers of firing gerbils from you ass. QuoteTomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil. Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Plus its a pretty funny story. Joe. Ah, found the cite... Urban legendMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. 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diablopilot 2 #104 July 22, 2005 No fun to tell.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #105 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteOKLAHOMA........... Ugh! That would remind me WAY too much of Steve Martin as Ruprecht the monkey boy prancing around banging pots and pans yelling, "Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma!!" This post was bringing a smile , but when I read that I started laughing my ass off . What movie was that?______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #106 July 22, 2005 QuoteWhat movie was that? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. A CLASSIC! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #107 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat movie was that? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. A CLASSIC! Can I go the the bathroom? Yes. Thank you Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,478 #108 July 23, 2005 >do people die doing this?? The only people I've heard who have managed to kill themselves did so by asphyxiation i.e. strangulation or a plastic bag over the head. Needless to say those aren't such good ideas. In most 'normal' BDSM situations (I can't believe I just wrote that) the top has the responsibility to make sure the bottom can breathe, isn't hurting too much etc. They also have to make sure that nothing the bottom does while struggling can cause anything bad to happen, because most bottoms like to struggle. For example, if you have something attached to someone's neck and they are standing there, it has to be rigged such that if they fall they don't break their necks or strangle (or it has to be rigged so they can't fall.) >It is definitely interesting to a point, but I dont know if I could relax > enough without AIR to BREATHE that I could enjoy it without > spazzing out. Yeah, the term for that is squick. A squick is a thing that just grosses you out, or really bugs you. Just getting tied up is enough to do it for some people who are claustrophobic. Other people get bothered by being visible to the public, or by not being able to see, or by not being able to hear. For other people, of course, those are major turn-ons. Thus communication beforehand about this stuff is essential. >It is neat to see how far people go though, I would defnitely be up > for experimentation, just a ? of "how far is too far?" Yep! Just make sure you talk beforehand about how far you want to push it, and what you definitely don't want to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #109 July 23, 2005 Quote The only people I've heard who have managed to kill themselves did so by asphyxiation i.e. strangulation or a plastic bag over the head. Needless to say those aren't such good ideas. I work for in an accident and healh insurance department. It was surprising the number of death claims we received for this reason. Now the Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies exclude "auto-erotica". __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #110 July 23, 2005 I remembered this from a few years ago. Anytime things start going wrong at work someone yells "Armageddon, Armageddon". Quote"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously awry. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again. I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers. This fire in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil. Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Poor Gerbil. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #111 July 23, 2005 As I understand, it's an urban legend.... don't recall where I read about it, though... it's not on Snopes, oddly enough...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #112 July 23, 2005 Yeah, I've seen a couple different versions of it, I just thought it was a good example of a Safe Word. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #113 July 23, 2005 I just fell out of my fucking chair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #114 July 23, 2005 QuoteIn most 'normal' BDSM situations (I can't believe I just wrote that Bill made a FUNNY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #115 July 23, 2005 Wow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #116 July 23, 2005 QuoteWow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... But isn't it fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #117 July 23, 2005 QuoteWow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... Do you mean number wise or sink this low Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #118 July 23, 2005 Quote Do you mean number wise or sink this low Both Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #119 July 24, 2005 Quote Wow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... I feel that was a very informative and educational post as to the proper use of a "safe word". It also explains why insurance companies would exclude "auto-erotica" in their Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies and shows the dangers of firing gerbils from you ass. QuoteTomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil. Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Plus its a pretty funny story. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #120 July 24, 2005 QuoteQuote Wow, never in a million years did I ever think this thread would go to this level.... I feel that was a very informative and educational post as to the proper use of a "safe word". It also explains why insurance companies would exclude "auto-erotica" in their Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies and shows the dangers of firing gerbils from you ass. QuoteTomaszewski suffered 2nd degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil. Farnum suffered 1st and 2nd degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Plus its a pretty funny story. Joe. Ah, found the cite... Urban legendMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
