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Umm, did the toad survive?
Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda
Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda
QuoteI am thinking of food, but well, knowing how things go in this forum... go for it.
Anything that was attached to my ex-husband is the first thing to come to my mind.
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
QuoteWith some of the things people here are saying, it surprises me that there is suck a stigma associated with hetero or even homo oral experiences. I thought I read somewhere that your mouth has way more germs than a clean...member.
So, what you're saying is..."Don't put that thing in her mouth, you have NO IDEA where it's been!!"
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
benforde 0
Anything that was attached to my ex-husband is the first thing to come to my mind.
My ex wife was quite yummy...
My ex wife was quite yummy...
QuoteWait does it count if it wasn't me who put it in my mouth but rather one of my tandem students?
Blues,
Dave
EEEWwwwwww! that has to be the worst!
What do I win??!
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)
(drink Mountain Dew)
benforde 0
What do I win??!
A SECOND SERVING!
... And I get all the Oysters and Caviar from the ones who don't want theirs!
A SECOND SERVING!
... And I get all the Oysters and Caviar from the ones who don't want theirs!
Actually someone bought me a "Hooters Shooter" for my 21st , which was beer (cheap domestic light beer) , a raw oyster, worchestshire (fuck it I don't know how to spell it) and cocktail sauce. It was yummy for someone with a history of not being able to take shots well.
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
7 years old, Father chews Copenhagen tobacco and spits in Coke can, 7 year old daughter innocently sees Coke can and goes for a drink, 7 year old daughter consumes one FULL gulp of Father's saliva, chewed up tobacco, etc......and vomits for about 7 hours!
Cmon', I GOTTA' win with that one!
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
Cmon', I GOTTA' win with that one!
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
Quote7 year old daughter consumes one FULL gulp of Father's saliva, chewed up tobacco, etc......and vomits for about 7 hours!
Cmon', I GOTTA' win with that one!
Why, did you get the vomit in your mouth?
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)
(drink Mountain Dew)
tsisson 0
QuoteUmm, did the toad survive?
For a little while...that was the worst part!
benforde 0
OYSTER SHOOTER are great! I've never tried the Hooters ones, actually I don't think I've ever been to hooters period, but, I do recommend the japanese (sushi restaurant) ones, with the raw quail egg, a couple oysters, sake, chile, flying fish eggs, a soy sauce type thing and voila...
The trill factor is great and it's good for you.
The trill factor is great and it's good for you.
benforde 0
Cmon', I GOTTA' win with that one!
well let's see... either that or some other person's vomit.... I would vote for the puke story...
well let's see... either that or some other person's vomit.... I would vote for the puke story...
Anything that was attached to my ex-husband is the first thing to come to my mind.
well anything about the "ex-husband" kinda gives me a bad taste in my mouth if you know what I mean. ... otherwise.. For all these other years... I don't put anything bad in my mouth, and haven't ever since. 
QuoteMy ex wife was quite yummy...
well anything about the "ex-husband" kinda gives me a bad taste in my mouth if you know what I mean.
... otherwise.. For all these other years... I don't put anything bad in my mouth, and haven't ever since. _______________________________________________
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
benforde 0
[For all these other years...]
before or after the ex-husband?
Can you skydive at the convent?
before or after the ex-husband?
Can you skydive at the convent?
wiggy101 0
I ate deep fried guinea pig in ecuador once. Didn't taste all that bad but there was not much meat on it!
It was funny seeing his litte face on my my plate!! hehehe
It was funny seeing his litte face on my my plate!! hehehe
Elisha 1
Huh? To answer my own questions, no and no.
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