ladyskydiver 0 #1 August 17, 2005 Went lingerie shopping today to find stuff for the lingerie jump this weekend and have discovered a couple of things. What you like isn't practical for jumping. It'll shred (but would work quite well for a night (and hopefully day) with a special someone) What is practical for jumping is ugly. Finding black satin or silk boy shorts has been impossible so far. Finding the right push-up bra to enhance the girls is a pain - literally. (And I haven't found one, yet, that I like enough to buy.) So, I've looked at Victoria's Secret and didn't find anything there. It, also, doesn't help that they are in process of remodeling their store so their stock selection is 1/4 of what it usually is. Sheer Delight although a fun store has more stripper wear and "fun with the special someone" clothing. hmmm....looks like I'll have to go to a toy store that sells lingerie and see if I can come up with something else. Other suggestions of places to shop????? Would Target, KMart or any of those stores have a good but sexy selection of lingerie?Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 August 17, 2005 Finding black satin or silk boy shorts has been impossible so far.... *** Wal-Mart.....That place has EVERYTHING! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #3 August 17, 2005 Hmm from being on the other side of the fence. I don't see the shredding as a problem Seriously though I was looking for socks in Wal-Mart the other day and happened to pass the intimates section and almost got wood in the store. Should be cheaper and get the job done. My personal favorite are the Tanga lace boy shorts with a brazillian cut on them so those lovely little rounds cheeks peek out the bottom. Then again it's been far to long......Arg time to log onto "Special" internet sites And I'm out....HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #4 August 17, 2005 Cosabella... comes highly recomended! http://www.cosabella.com/ Looks good, stays on in free fall, it's elegant, Italian, and comes off quite nicely in the evening! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 August 17, 2005 You know...I'm having the same problem. I don't think my red teddy is going to hold up long enough to get into the air before I'm unmasked as a fraud on that jump. Don't worry about the shredding...let it ALL hang out!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #6 August 17, 2005 Looks like you need to shop at Dare Ware...if you dare or shall I say care..but beware... it could tear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #7 August 17, 2005 Fuck Wall Mart, this place is an extension of China, has destroyed practically all small businesses in this country... say bye bye to individuality, let us all shop the same shit in the same place... so we can all look like the same red necks with a Bejing twist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 August 17, 2005 What about a higher-end department store like Macy's (I don't know exactly what you have in that area)? They tend to have good selection, especially if you go to a larger store."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 August 17, 2005 QuoteFuck Wall Mart, this place is an extension of China, has destroyed practically all small businesses in this country... say bye bye to individuality, let us all shop the same shit in the same place... so we can all look like the same red necks with a Bejing twist! Sure..okay.....by the way, nice sunglases...ya look like EVERYONE ELSE at the DZ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #10 August 17, 2005 Okay, so today my best friend and I are having this same exact conversation (she's not a jumper) but I was picking her brain at lunch for ideas on what to wear/buy lingerie. Do you have a Kohl's up there? Today she was wearing this bra and as she was walking down the street toward me today all you could see was her boobs. So, when she gets up to me I'm like "wow, nice boobs today" and she said, "I've been getting that all day, I got this new bra from Kohl's". So, needless to say, I will be making a trip to Kohl's in the next few days. Also, check out JCPenney's. They have a pretty good selection of lingerie and stuff like that. I need to find some black boy shorts also. If only these boys knew what kind of trouble we go through... geesh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #11 August 17, 2005 Does Wall Mart carry Gatorz? I need some new ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 August 17, 2005 We went shopping today as well, I got one of those one piece outfits, gater thingy, Clay liked it, I know it is going to shred during freefall , but there was nothing that would hold up to it unless I went with the whole sheep outfit so many on here have suggested. So anyways I bought some black boyshorts to go with it , so at least I will land with panties and a bra... Im just hoping I dont land off, it was weird enough trying to explain the need for strong lingere that wont tear in freefall to the store clerk who helped us out, can you imagine landing off and trying to explain why you are in torn lingere ...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 August 17, 2005 QuoteDoes Wall Mart carry Gatorz? I need some new ones. *** YUP! and they're 30% cheaper that 'The Sunglass Hut'! which is STILL to much money to look like everyone else! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #14 August 17, 2005 You are serious!? they really have them? ewww... I have to bow down, that makes them $70.00. Next time you go lingerie shopping, would you pick up a pair for me? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 August 17, 2005 Next time you go lingerie shopping, would you pick up a pair for me? *** Pair of what...?! Pink Lace Panties..or Gatorz??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #16 August 17, 2005 My collection of lace panties is complete, I'm all good on that front. A pair of new converters is what i wanted, but the damn things have been back ordered since they have had them all over the OCC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #17 August 17, 2005 want to borrow my pink thong and vest?? since the girls hurt my feelings talking about bighair ,I decided not to join ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #18 August 17, 2005 I'll have to stop at Kohl's and JCPenney tomorrow. It was funny seeing the look on the faces of the women as I was explaining that I needed the lingerie to hold up to 120+ mph winds. QuoteIf only these boys knew what kind of trouble we go through... geesh... All I can say is with as much trouble as I'm going through, they damn well better appreciate it or there will NEVER be a repeat of the experience. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #19 August 17, 2005 I'll have to look at that site once I'm back at home. The only issue with ordering something online right now is that I need it here by Thursday evening. Yeah....yeah....I know....I procrasinated buying the stuff. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 August 17, 2005 QuoteToday she was wearing this bra and as she was walking down the street toward me today all you could see was her boobs. So, when she gets up to me I'm like "wow, nice boobs today" and she said, "I've been getting that all day, I got this new bra from Kohl's". I'm trying to think of a male equivalent to that intro and am drawing a blank. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #21 August 17, 2005 I looked at a really cute corset with garter as well. However, the thought of the garter beating against my skin during freefall.... So, I passed on that for now. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 August 17, 2005 i was thinking of taping the straps lol, I know this wont hold up, if it does it will be a miracle... wonder if I should wear the thigh highs with it? Whose idea was this lingere dive ? Its going to turn into a "whose shit stays on dive"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #23 August 17, 2005 while you are at it... try this too... http://www.aubade.com/uk/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #24 August 17, 2005 You are such a tease. Posting links that I know I can't go to at work. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #25 August 17, 2005 what are you doing at work so late... you should be lounging in your new "freefly tested" lacy sexy sheer thong whatevers... By the way, for the men in the room... and the women too, on the Aubade site I recommend the ads. "lessons of seduction"... and the calendar... http://www.aubade.com/lecons/calendrier.php?langue=uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
