RoysPlayThing 0 #1 September 20, 2005 Can someone please explain to me that facts of life???!!! ... I still don't understand!!!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 September 20, 2005 wellyou see there are boy parts and girl parts...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 September 20, 2005 QuoteCan someone please explain to me that facts of life???!!! Yes. I have assisted many of my patients with such things. Ask away. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #4 September 20, 2005 a house full of girls on rollerskates, living with mrs. garretti didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 20, 2005 QuoteCan someone please explain to me that facts of life???!!! ... I still don't understand!!!! There are only two rules that you need to follow. First, never tell anyone all the facts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #6 September 20, 2005 Quotewellyou see there are boy parts and girl parts...... I'm stil a little confused.... please explain further.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 September 20, 2005 well you see, I have the boy parts and you have .......well.... damnit, this is really gonna need a practical demonstration for appropriate teaching...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #8 September 20, 2005 Quotewell you see, I have the boy parts and you have .......well.... damnit, this is really gonna need a practical demonstration for appropriate teaching...... You can post demonstrational photos if you like... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #9 September 20, 2005 Only if you do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 September 20, 2005 Okay so... I think here's how it goes. Or at least how I learned it. You take the good, You take the bad, You take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life. There's a time you gotta go and show You're growin' now, You know about the facts of life. The facts of life. When the world never seems, To be living up to your dreams. And suddenly you're finding out, The facts of life are all about you. All about you. You-u-u-u, A-ll about you. It takes a lot to get em right, But you're learnin the facts of life. Learnin the facts of life. Learnin the facts of life. Learnin the facts of li-fe."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #11 September 20, 2005 QuoteOkay so... I think here's how it goes. Or at least how I learned it. You take the good, You take the bad, You take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life. There's a time you gotta go and show You're growin' now, You know about the facts of life. The facts of life. When the world never seems, To be living up to your dreams. And suddenly you're finding out, The facts of life are all about you. All about you. You-u-u-u, A-ll about you. It takes a lot to get em right, But you're learnin the facts of life. Learnin the facts of life. Learnin the facts of life. Learnin the facts of li-fe. OMFUCKIN"G!!! I used to love that show! ... but it never really answered my very curious questions! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #12 September 20, 2005 QuoteOnly if you do Dammit! I'm going to bed! we will try to continue this tomorrow! ... post something I can use tomorrow dammit!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 September 20, 2005 now tat this bottle ofwine is empty we'll see.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polarglitch 0 #14 September 20, 2005 Facts of life: Sometimes its planned Sometimes its not More often its the latter, Like all things in life, Accidents happen, Due to laws of Nature, Breakdowns do occur. Men try and control it, Men try and influence it, But they never tried fixing Their own heads with a spanner.When you come close to losing your life, you learn to value it. I jumped, I survived, I learnt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 September 20, 2005 Everything can be explained by: http://goldennumber.net/My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 September 21, 2005 QuoteFacts of life: Sometimes its planned Sometimes its not More often its the latter, Like all things in life, Accidents happen, Due to laws of Nature, Breakdowns do occur. Men try and control it, Men try and influence it, But they never tried fixing Their own heads with a spanner. WAYYY OFF. Heidihad it right. lemm eexplain in song. Ya Take The good ya take the bad ya take em both and thare ya have The Facts of life, the facts of life There's a time ya gotta go and show and grow And now ya know about the Facts of life the facts of life When the world never seeeeeeemmmmmsssss to be liiiiiivveennnnn up to your Dreeeaammss and sudenly your findin out that the facts of life are all about YOU!! (UUUUHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO) It Takes alot to get em right wen your learnin the facts of life (Learnin The Facts of Life)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGraham 0 #17 September 21, 2005 1) Whenever you stop, it's Hammer time. 2) You can't touch it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 September 21, 2005 QuoteCan someone please explain to me that facts of life???!!! ... I still don't understand!!!! So your kids were all immaculate conception? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #19 September 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteCan someone please explain to me that facts of life???!!! ... I still don't understand!!!! So your kids were all immaculate conception? If I'm understanding what you're trying to say, you're missing the whole picture here... ... Having children is not the whole concept of the life facts, it just teaches you, that you can love something more than life itself, and that something as big as your knee, and as long as your thigh, can come out of your vagina! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #20 September 21, 2005 QuoteYa Take The good ya take the bad ya take em both and thare ya have The Facts of life, the facts of life There's a time ya gotta go and show and grow And now ya know about the Facts of life the facts of life When the world never seeeeeeemmmmmsssss to be liiiiiivveennnnn up to your Dreeeaammss and sudenly your findin out that the facts of life are all about YOU!! (UUUUHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO) It Takes alot to get em right wen your learnin the facts of life (Learnin The Facts of Life) HOLY CRAP WE ARE OLD!!!!!!!!Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #21 September 21, 2005 Quote QuoteYa Take The good ya take the bad ya take em both and thare ya have The Facts of life, the facts of life There's a time ya gotta go and show and grow And now ya know about the Facts of life the facts of life When the world never seeeeeeemmmmmsssss to be liiiiiivveennnnn up to your Dreeeaammss and sudenly your findin out that the facts of life are all about YOU!! (UUUUHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO) It Takes alot to get em right wen your learnin the facts of life (Learnin The Facts of Life) HOLY CRAP WE ARE OLD!!!!!!!! Stop It! ... That can't be all of it! there must be more!! ... Right? .. *looking at you with puppy dog eyes, hoping you will think of something wise to say to make me feel better* _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #22 September 21, 2005 Quote... and that something as big as your knee, and as long as your thigh, can come out of your vagina... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #23 September 21, 2005 Wise? Sorry, not here. BUT, this might make you feel better: 1. Its all about balance and 2. Variety is the spice of life. And as for this: Quotesomething as big as your knee, and as long as your thigh, can come out of your vagina! DEFINITELY reafirms I am NEVER having childrenLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #25 September 21, 2005 It's just the facts of life There's no master plan Walk me home from school I'll let you hold my hand You're getting ideas And when you sleep at night They develop into sweet dreams It's just the facts of life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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