Alright! I've had it with winter. Looking for fake husband so I can move to AZ and jump for the rest of my life.

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...Andy, you are easy.

I am not saying anything else here.

Yes, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full

[DaGimp 0]

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...Andy, you are easy.

I am not saying anything else here.

Yes, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full

hahahhaha

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[Judit 0]

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I love you and I wish I could marry a hot European Chikka and run away to some remote southern DZ. Thnx for the happy daydreams.

Sounds good, anytime baby
And i like chicken...

Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

[popsjumper 2]

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..And i like chicken...

But do you like fish?

Did I say that out loud?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Finn 0]

I've got nothing to help you out, I'm as far north as you.... BUT.... If you take one of these offers, can I please have your current job, apartment...... and of course I'd really appreciate it if you could introduce me to your artist friend.

I'll kick in some gas money to help get you on your way.

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..And i like chicken...

But do you like fish?

Bring it on

Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

[popsjumper 2]

Damn...she called my bluff....

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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But do you like fish?

I like The Jawless Fishes, The Cartilaginous Fishes and The Bony Fishes.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I like this fish

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Ashtanga 0]

Is that an antique fish?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Its whats for dinner.... I have him soaking in a chiante with rosemary....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Is that an antique fish?

Whatever is is it's pretty disgusting

Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Taste just like chicken

EDIT to add NO pun intended....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Judit 0]

I'd rather not try it though!

Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

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OMG Chicken!

I am opening a Canadian Ladies Only Winter foster home in Tucson, 45 minutes from Eloy. Great French Chef. Views on Mt. Lemmon located in the Catalina foothills, pool. regular shuttle to the DZ.

Applicants are requested to present face and full body shots along with resume, weight and measures, age, education, vices, tattoos, piercings and wing loading. number of jumps etc.. All kind of trade will be considered.

Reflex jumpers may not apply.

I am moving into your foster home immediately!!! Resume and pictures to follow!

...the door was open

SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM

[Remster 27]

Poor Benji... So many girls, so little time... Then again, at 2 minutes a turn, there's plenty time!

Did I mention we 'll have 3 spare bedrooms?

Remster

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pictures to follow

[Tap,Tap Tap] We are waiting!!


Did you really think you could make post about posting pictures and we would let you off with posting said pictures?

[squink 0]

I get the biggest room!

...the door was open

SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM

[squink 0]

"weight and measures, age, education, vices, tattoos, piercings and wing loading, number of jumps etc."

Weight: 145 lbs.
Height: 5 foot 11
Age: 23
Education: College
Vices: I'm bitch in the morning and I HATE feet!
Tattoos: None
Piercings: 14 (All above the neck)
Wingloading: 1.1
Number of Jumps: 39 (A pending)

Trade? Hmmm, well that could always be negotiated.

I DO make GREAT chocolate chip cookies!

Do I qualify?

...the door was open

SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM

[Ashtanga 0]

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Do I qualify?

Do you like 12 inch penises?

[CanuckInUSA 0]

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"weight and measures, age, education, vices, tattoos, piercings and wing loading, number of jumps etc."

Weight: 180-185 lbs.
Height: 5 foot 10
Age: 42 (look and act much younger)
Education: College Level Certificate
Vices: People who drive slow in the left lane
Tattoos: Tribal band on the left bicept
Piercings: None
Wingloading: 2.2 with weight, 2.0 without
Number of Jumps: 1424 (skydives and BASE jumps)

My only problem is that I'm on my way out of the USA, so I can't help the orginator of this thread who wants to move to the south. So I'm guessing that I don't qualify.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[benforde 0]

Do I qualify?

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..And i like chicken...

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But do you like fish?

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Awwww man, and all I did was sit and talk to ya. Next time too hell with the talk I'm making the moves!
Mental note too self "Too hell with tha chat just get to the chicken."

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

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Poor Benji... So many girls, so little time... Then again, at 2 minutes a turn, there's plenty time!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

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Poor Benji... So many girls, so little time... Then again, at 2 minutes a turn, there's plenty time!

tic tac tic tac...